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HEADLINES ON May 26, 1984
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- Headline: Desert Fleshburn: A Fiery Revenge Story. Impact: If only the escapee had decided to pursue a career in yoga instead of revenge, we might have a world where mental institutions are just trendy wellness retreats. But alas, gory films prevailed, leading to a rise in horror movie marathons that distract us from our existential dread.. Fact: Did you know that gory films are just a cinematic way to process our daily lives? Because who doesn’t want to watch a mental institution escapee get revenge instead of facing their own issues?.
- Headline: AT OXFORD, DISPUTE ON SEXUAL HARASSMENT REPORT. Impact: The scandal at Oxford brought to light the deep-rooted issues of sexism in academia, leading to a global reckoning. In 50 years, we may look back and wonder how we ever tolerated such blatant ignorance. Spoiler: we won’t remember.. Fact: Did you know that Oxford was once considered the pinnacle of intellectual thought? Apparently, they skipped 'How to Treat Women 101' in the curriculum!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)