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HEADLINES ON March 16, 1984
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- Headline: Children of the Corn Film Release. Impact: The release of 'Children of the Corn' led to an unexpected surge in corn-related horror films, resulting in the Great Corn Crisis of 1995 when popcorn sales plummeted due to mass hysteria. Corn farmers were left baffled as their crops became symbols of fear rather than nourishment, leading to a global shortage of corn syrup and a rise in pancake syrup prices.. Fact: Did you know that after this film, corn mazes became a popular autumn attraction? Because nothing says 'fun' like getting lost in a field while fearing for your life!.
- Headline: James Garner's 'Tank' Screening Event. Impact: James Garner's role in 'Tank' inadvertently inspired a generation of action heroes to take their vehicles into battle. This led to the infamous 'Tank Wars' of the early 2000s, where rival celebrities created their own armed vehicles to compete in ridiculous celebrity tank duels. Spoiler: nobody emerged unscathed.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Tank' was the first film to inspire a movement where people thought they could solve every problem with heavy machinery. Who knew Hollywood could be so influential?.
- Headline: Explore 'Ice Pirates' Sci-Fi Adventure. Impact: 'Ice Pirates' set off a chain reaction that led to the bizarre 'Water Wars' of the 2020s. A generation convinced that space pirates would steal their water led to an underground movement of water hoarding and the rise of bizarre hydration rituals. People now carry around inflatable pools for emergencies.. Fact: Did you know that 'Ice Pirates' was so short on punch it actually inspired a new fitness trend? People started working out just to stay fit enough to outrun imaginary space pirates. Talk about a workout with a twist!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)