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HEADLINES ON February 17, 1984
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- Headline: Intrigue in 1930s London's Underworld. Impact: The jewel thief's antics inspired countless heist films, leading to a world obsessed with crime capers. Eventually, this obsession caused a spike in fashion trends featuring black turtlenecks and berets, resulting in very confused hipsters in coffee shops.. Fact: Did you know that the actual jewel thieves in London were just looking for a good cup of tea, but got sidetracked by shiny objects? Priorities, right?.
- Headline: Malle's 'Crackers' Screening Featuring Sutherland. Impact: The inept thieves' misadventures prompted a generation of would-be criminals to reconsider their life choices, leading to an unexpected boom in community college crime prevention courses. Thanks, Donald!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing these thieves successfully stole was the audience's time and dignity. Bravo!.
- Headline: Footloose: Dance Revolution on the Farm. Impact: This rural dance-off established a precedent for small-town musicals, eventually leading to 'Dancing with the Stars' where even the cows got their 15 minutes of fame. Moo-ving, isn't it?. Fact: Did you know that 'Footloose' was originally going to be called 'Footsore'? I guess they thought it sounded too much like a podiatrist's nightmare..
- Headline: FILM: 'BLAME IT ON RIO'. Impact: This film's questionable relationships sparked a debate on age gaps that reverberates through time, influencing countless rom-coms and awkward family dinners for generations. Thanks for that!. Fact: Did you know that after this film, parents everywhere took 'not dating your friends' daughters' to a whole new level? It’s the ultimate family drama!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)