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HEADLINES ON December 15, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: Enhanced Security Measures at Police Buildings. Impact: If they hadn't tightened security, the next headline would have been 'City Police Department Loses Headquarters to Bizarre UFO Abduction'. Luckily, they opted for metal detectors instead.. Fact: Did you know that tightening security often means adding more coffee breaks for the security staff? Because, you know, keeping us safe is exhausting work!.
- Headline: Winter Care for House Plants. Impact: The advice given here about house plants inspired a generation of people to take their plants on vacation, leading to an accidental plant-napping syndicate.. Fact: Did you know that house plants have more vacation photos than you do? They’re living their best lives while you’re stuck in the office!.
- Headline: HERS. Impact: This tranquil woods experience led to a spike in social media influencers claiming they 'found themselves' in nature. Spoiler alert: they didn't.. Fact: Did you know that the woods are a great place to lose your phone signal? It's nature's way of saying, 'Put down the screen and enjoy the scenery!'.
- Headline: YEW, ENDURING WOOD, RETURNS TO POPULARITY. Impact: The resurgence of yew wood led to a surprising spike in the popularity of gothic-style furniture, giving rise to a trend known as 'Coffin Chic' in interior design.. Fact: Did you know that yew trees are often found in graveyards? Talk about a 'tree-mendous' way to keep your decor eternally stylish!.
- Headline: CRAFTSMEN IN WOOD AND WOVEN GLASS. Impact: The Elements Gallery's expansion opened the floodgates for avant-garde art, leading to a period where literally anything could be considered art—even a banana duct-taped to a wall.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'I could do that' was invented by art critics? They just didn't realize how much work it actually takes!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)