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HEADLINES ON November 10, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: The Evolution of Picture Lighting. Impact: The rise of unobtrusive lighting led to a boom in home decorators who thought they were Michelangelo. In the future, we have entire museums dedicated to showcasing the art of lighting a painting... or just really bad selfies in poorly lit rooms.. Fact: Fun fact: Before picture lights, people just used flash photography, resulting in many paintings mysteriously losing their charm. Thanks, technology!.
- Headline: O'Rourke's Election and Future Administration Plans. Impact: O'Rourke's decision to shake hands post-victory set a precedent that would lead to an overwhelming number of awkward public interactions, influencing future politicians to adopt the 'awkward handshake' as a standard greeting. The future is grim.. Fact: Did you know that politicians shaking hands is just a front for their secret handshake club? They just can’t resist a good ritual!.
- Headline: DISCOUNT STORES SAY ANTITRUST ENFORCEMENT IS LAX. Impact: The antitrust complaints sparked a wave of legal discussions that would lead to a reality TV show about discount store wars, turning economic grievances into prime-time drama. Who needs law and order when you have discount chaos?. Fact: Did you know that the real crime is how many times we have to listen to corporate spokespeople complain? They should really just start a podcast!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)