Inventions & Breakthroughs of September 1983
Gadgets, lab surprises, odd bets, and future-shocks from this slice of the calendar.
1 
Cellular Telephone Commercial Launch
2 
Domain Name System (DNS)
3 
Personal Computer Mouse
4 
Compact Disc-ROM
5 
Artificial Intelligence Expert Systems
6 
Global Positioning System Deployment
7 
Portable CD Player (Discman)
8 
Medical Laser Eye Surgery
9 
Computer-Aided Drug Design
10 
Electronic Trading Systems
The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON September 20, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: Digital Foam Revolutionizes Artistic Computing. Impact: The introduction of 'digital foam' became a cornerstone of the tech revolution, inspiring a generation of engineers to create increasingly bizarre gadgets. Fast forward to now, and we're stuck with a plethora of devices that make toast and tell us how to breathe.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Digital foam' was later repurposed as the trendy material for overpriced artisanal coffee cup sleeves, proving once again that the tech world can turn anything into a hipster accessory..
- Headline: Innovative Fish Farming in Southwestern Arizona. Impact: Fish farming in the arid West revolutionized agriculture, leading to the rise of 'aquaponic hipsters' who now claim they can grow organic kale while simultaneously raising fish in their apartments. Because who doesn’t want to smell fish while sipping their green juice?. Fact: In a shocking twist of fate, the fish in these farms became sentient and began negotiating their own contracts, but sadly, we still have no evidence of any successful negotiations. Maybe they just got distracted by the water..
Wall Street Time Machine
The Right Call: If you'd invested $1,000 in any one of these companies in 1983, here's what the stored 2025 dataset estimates.
Rank #2
WMT
Walmart
Price in 1983
$0.15
2025 dataset value
$784,047
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
Rank #3
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Price in 1983
$1.11
2025 dataset value
$188,194
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)
🦸 Top 5 Comics
The New Teen Titans #1
$150
Saga of the Swamp Thing #20
$50
Detective Comics #526
$15
Thor #337
$50
Miracleman #2
$1,500
🧸 Top 5 Toys
Cabbage Patch Kids
$150.00
My Little Pony
$150.00
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
$150.00
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
$175.00
Star Wars Return of the Jedi Action Figures
$150.00
🎮 Top 5 Video Games
Mario Bros.
$600.00
Dragon'S Lair
$200.00
M.U.L.E.
$182.44
Lode Runner
$115.00
Tapper
$150.00
⚾ Top 5 Trading Cards
1983 Topps Baseball Tony Gwynn Rookie Card
$2,500
1983 Topps Baseball Ryne Sandberg Rookie Card
$1,560.00
1983 Topps Baseball Wade Boggs Rookie Card
$1,500
1983 O-Pee-Chee Wrestling Hulk Hogan Card
$1,000
1983 Donruss Baseball Three’s Company - Ripken, Hrabosky, And Fingers (Card #654)
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