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HEADLINES ON September 11, 1983
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- Headline: E. J. Wagner's Thrilling Tales of Piracy. Impact: E.J. Wagner's tales of piracy inspired a generation of wannabe authors, leading to a massive increase in terrible pirate-themed novels and movies, proving that not all treasures are worth digging for.. Fact: Did you know that the most famous pirate, Blackbeard, was known for his theatricality? Sounds like the perfect role model for aspiring storytellers!.
- Headline: SHOPPING BY DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT. Impact: The debate over early morning shopping led to the invention of coffee-flavored everything, with consumers needing caffeine to survive the ungodly hour of 5 AM shopping sprees. Thank you, capitalism.. Fact: Did you know that shopping at dawn is a great way to avoid crowds? Or you could just shop online in your pajamas—same effect, less effort..
- Headline: TOWN LAW TESTS WATER. Impact: Brookhaven's water regulations raised questions about local environmental control that would echo through decades, leading to endless disputes and the eventual invention of bottled water for those who just couldn't deal.. Fact: Did you know that water is the most essential resource on the planet? Yet, here we are still arguing over who gets to regulate it. Classic..
- Headline: PROSPECTS. Impact: The dip in retail sales set off alarms that would lead to a series of economic interventions, which ultimately resulted in more people pretending to care about the economy while buying avocado toast.. Fact: Did you know that economists can predict trends better than your average fortune teller? Though, both still charge you for the privilege of being baffled..
- Headline: REMEMBERING LOST FRIENDS. Impact: The tragic loss of Rebecca Scruton and Mark J. McGetrick on the downed airliner highlighted the vulnerability of air travel, leading to stricter regulations and an increased fear of flying that echoes even today.. Fact: Did you know that the tragedy of downed flights often leads to significant changes in aviation safety protocols? Sometimes it takes a disaster for progress to happen..
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)