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HEADLINES ON August 18, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: Democratic Candidates at Women's Caucus. Impact: After Mr. Glenn's flirty mishap, a secret society of awkward politicians formed, dedicating themselves to mastering the art of political charm—leading to a future where every candidate is required to take a dance class before running for office. Who knew salsa could sway the vote?. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more awkward than political flirting is trying to explain why you didn't vote for the candidate who danced the best..
- Headline: Renewing Hardware: A Sustainable Approach. Impact: As George and Tita Balassas salvaged old hardware, they unknowingly sparked a global obsession with DIY projects, leading to countless Pinterest fails and the eventual rise of reality TV shows where people ruin perfectly good homes with their 'creative' renovations.. Fact: Recycling old hardware is great, but let's be real: most of us just hoard stuff in our garages until it becomes 'vintage' enough to sell at a yard sale for $5..
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
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Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)