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The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON July 29, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: The Comedy of 'National Lampoon's Vacation'. Impact: If Clark Griswold hadn’t taken that fateful trip, countless families might have avoided the chaos of road trips entirely, leading to a timeline where vacation planning involves spreadsheets and therapy sessions were obsolete. Thanks, National Lampoon!. Fact: The original script was so chaotic that it included a scene where the family almost joins a cult. Spoiler: they stay dysfunctional instead!.
- Headline: KRULL: A Magical Adventure Unfolds. Impact: The cardboard fantasy adventure of 'Krull' inspired generations of kids to believe that with enough cardboard, you too could conquer a planet. Little did they know, they’d just be creating elaborate forts instead.. Fact: The ‘beast’ in 'Krull' was actually just a metaphor for the budget constraints of the film. Who knew creativity could be so cost-effective?.
- Headline: Exploring Love in Rohmer's Cinema. Impact: Had 'Pauline at the Beach' not been made, the entire genre of witty romantic comedies set on beaches could have devolved into nothing more than endless sandcastle competitions. Thank you, Erich Rohmer, for saving us from that fate!. Fact: The film was inspired by a real-life beach trip where Rohmer forgot his sunscreen. The characters reflect his eternal struggle between love and sunburn..
- Headline: WOMAN SEEKS A PLACE IN THE DUGOUT. Impact: The quest for a woman’s place in the dugout likely sparked a movement that led to women being allowed in the kitchen... and then in the boardroom. Because why stop at dugouts?. Fact: This headline was actually the precursor to the phrase 'Where my ladies at?'—a cry for equality that has echoed through time!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)