Gadgets, lab surprises, odd bets, and future-shocks from this slice of the calendar.
The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON July 8, 1983
Full News Archive
- Headline: Coaching Club American Oaks Overview. Impact: The lack of a star in the Oaks led to a series of underwhelming horse names in future races, resulting in a global shortage of equine celebrities. Soon, horses were renamed after social media influencers, leading to a strange new world where 'Horse Kardashian' won the Triple Crown.. Fact: Did you know the phrase 'big cast' can also refer to a large number of actors in a flop movie? Because I’m pretty sure this race was just an excuse for everyone to dress up and sip mint juleps while pretending to know anything about horse racing..
- Headline: Exploring Crime Melodrama in 'DEADLY FORCE'. Impact: The melodramatic portrayal of crime led to a dramatic increase in amateur detective clubs. Fast forward a few decades, and suddenly everyone thinks they can solve murders, resulting in an influx of unsolicited tips to the police, including one about a cat that may or may not have stolen a pizza.. Fact: In the world of crime dramas, 'deadly force' is often just code for 'we forgot to hire a decent scriptwriter.' Who needs realism when you can have dramatic music and suspicious glares?.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $784,047 today (784.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1983, it would be worth $188,194 today (188.2x return)