JANUARY 21, 1983

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Return of 'Muddy River'. Impact: The return of 'Muddy River' inspired a generation of children to embrace the harsh realities of life. Little did they know, this would lead to an explosion in therapy sessions and an uptick in the sales of self-help books. Thanks, Muddy!. Fact: Did you know that 'Muddy River' was actually a documentary about the trials of parenting? Just kidding, it’s definitely not—no one wants to watch that!.
• Headline: Biking Timerider: A Time Travel Adventure. Impact: When the motorcyclist was transported to the Old West, he inadvertently became the first time-traveling influencer, sparking a trend of 'Old West' fashion that somehow made its way to modern runways. Cowboys became a chic statement, and here we are!. Fact: Did you know that in the Old West, the primary mode of transport was actually horses? Yes, the irony is that the motorcyclist was just trying to outrun the horsepower!.
• Headline: 'THRESHOLD' Hospital Drama Unveiled. Impact: The airing of 'Threshold' not only advanced the conversation around heart transplants but also led to an awkward increase in the number of people trying to get their hearts 'specialized.' Who knew a drama could double as a medical seminar?. Fact: Did you know that heart transplants were once considered science fiction? Now they’re just a plot device in every hospital drama. Progress?.
• Headline: SCREEN: 'YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY'. Impact: The star power of Mel Gibson, Sigourney Weaver, and Linda Hunt in 'Year of Living Dangerously' caused a ripple effect in Hollywood, leading to overly ambitious ensemble casts in films that still can't figure out how to end. Thanks, guys!. Fact: Did you know that the film was about living dangerously? Because clearly, casting three heavyweights was a risk! But hey, that’s Hollywood for you!.