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HEADLINES ON November 23, 1982
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- Headline: New Leadership at Amfac Inc.. Impact: Myron Du Bain's presidency at Amfac Inc. led to a significant increase in Hawaiian-themed food products globally. Fast forward a few decades, and you can thank him for the rise of pineapple pizza. You're welcome, world.. Fact: Did you know that Amfac's slogan was once 'Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice'? I guess they were really aiming to corner the market on childhood memories..
- Headline: McCardell Declares Himself 'Superb'. Impact: Archie McCardell's self-assessment of 'superb' led to a widespread trend in self-evaluations that still haunts corporate America today. Now, every CEO thinks they’re the 'rockstar' of their industry. Spoiler: they’re not.. Fact: Did you know that 'superb' is just a fancy way of saying 'I have no idea what I’m doing, but look at my golf tan!'?.
- Headline: BUSINESS PEOPLE; Chief Operating Officer Resigns at Hi-G Inc.. Impact: Terrence Geoghegan's resignation at Hi-G Inc. sparked an unexpected wave of resignations across the corporate world, leading to the Great Office Chair Shuffle of the late 20th century. Finally, people discovered that 'pursuing other activities' could also mean 'binge-watching soap operas.'. Fact: Did you know that 'pursuing other activities' is corporate speak for 'I’m about to start an Etsy shop'? Watch out, world!.
Wall Street Time Machine
INTC
Intel
Intel - If you invested $1,000 in 1982, it would be worth $274,575 today (274.6x return)
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1982, it would be worth $1,791,511 today (1791.5x return)