NOVEMBER 5, 1982

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Missionary Starring Michael Palin. Impact: Because Michael Palin befriended fallen women in Victorian London, it led to a secret society of comedians who believe they can save the world one awkward encounter at a time. Who knew that a charming comedy could spawn a generation of socially awkward saviors?. Fact: Did you know that Michael Palin, known for his comedic roles, once contemplated a serious career in chicken farming? Just imagine the poultry jokes we'd be missing out on!.
• Headline: Burning: A Schlock Horror Experience. Impact: The terror induced by 'Burning' inspired a generation of horror movie enthusiasts to distrust caretakers, leading to an odd rise in horror-themed summer camps. Now, instead of campfire songs, kids are subjected to horror movie marathons. Thanks, disfigured caretaker!. Fact: Did you know that the original title for 'Burning' was 'Campfire Stories Gone Wrong'? It was thought to be too lighthearted for the genre. Go figure!.
• Headline: Cattle Case Investigation in New York. Impact: This riveting tale of a New York cop on a cattle case sparked a national obsession with bovine-themed crime fighting. Now, every major city has a 'Cowboy Unit' dedicated to solving moo-der mysteries. It's udderly ridiculous.. Fact: Did you know that in 1923, a cow once escaped from a New York City slaughterhouse and became a local celebrity? Clearly, the city has a history of cattle drama!.
• Headline: THE EVENING HOURS. Impact: The last photographs of Marilyn Monroe ignited a frenzy among collectors, leading to an underground market for celebrity memorabilia that could rival the black market for rare artifacts. Soon, people were selling 'authentic' lock of hair from 'that one time she sneezed'.. Fact: Did you know that Marilyn Monroe once owned a pet pig named 'Mister Piggy'? If only she had taken some photos with him – now that would be collector's gold!.