OCTOBER 25, 1982

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring New Apple Varieties. Impact: If it weren't for the apple's redemption arc, we might all be snacking on kale chips and quinoa patties instead. Who knew one fruit could reshape dietary preferences for centuries? Thanks, Adam and Eve, for the ongoing apple renaissance!. Fact: Fun fact: The apple is the only fruit with its seeds located in the core, making it the ultimate 'core' fruit. Get it?.
• Headline: New Leadership for New Jersey Arts Council. Impact: Clement A. Price's success might just inspire future educators to take on more than just teaching—perhaps a nationwide trend of artsy educators running for office. Get ready for the 'Art Party'!. Fact: Did you know that arts councils often have more drama than a soap opera? Who knew funding for the arts could rival plot twists in reality TV?.
• Headline: IT'S THOSE OVERTURES AND ARIAS THAT CHARM THE GOVERNOR. Impact: Governor Kean's uplifted mood could have sparked an entire political movement focused on the power of classical music. Imagine Congress debating policy to the tune of Beethoven!. Fact: Did you know that politicians often listen to music to get 'in the zone'? Clearly, they need to swap their playlists for some arias and overtures!.
• Headline: A COUPLE OF ARTISTS COME BACK TO JAZZ. Impact: The return of artists to jazz could have inadvertently led to an alternate timeline where jazz is the dominant genre, and we all speak in syncopated rhythms. Can you imagine the conversations?. Fact: Did you know that some famous rock stars started as painters? Talk about a colorful career switch—pun intended!.
• Headline: DINING OUT; A NO-FRILLS NEIGHBORHOOD SPOT. Impact: The rise of no-frills neighborhood restaurants could lead to a culinary revolution where gourmet meals are replaced by comfort food, and Michelin stars are handed out like candy. Bon appétit?. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'dining out' was once considered a fancy term for eating in public? Now it's just a way to justify spending too much money on avocado toast!.
• Headline: WHAT'S DOING IN SCOTTSDALE. Impact: Tom Miller's writings might just have inspired a new wave of travel enthusiasts, leading to an unforeseen boom in Arizona tourism and an unfortunate spike in cowboy hat sales.. Fact: Did you know that Arizona is home to more than just deserts? It’s also where you can find the world's largest cactus, which is probably just as prickly as the local politics!.
• Headline: GARDENING; SOME NEW VARIETIES OF APPLES. Impact: The apple's resurgence could have caused a global obsession with fruit-based diets, leading to a new era of smoothie crazes and juice cleanses. Get your blenders ready!. Fact: Did you know that apples float in water because they are 25% air? Talk about a fruit with a buoyant personality!.
• Headline: COMA PATIENTS ARE PRODDED TO RESPOND. Impact: JoAnne Mancini's struggle could lead to advancements in pediatric care and more awareness about water safety, perhaps even inspiring a future generation of lifesavers and floatation devices.. Fact: Did you know that drowning is the leading cause of accidental death for children? It's a sobering statistic that's all too real and shows just how important safety is!.