OCTOBER 8, 1982

Full News Archive

• Headline: 'Q' Mayhem and Horror Unleashed. Impact: The appearance of a man-eating flying snake caused a panic that led to increased funding for animal control, which ultimately resulted in the invention of the 'snake zapper.' This technology later spawned a cult following, leading to the popular but misguided 'Snake Wrestling Championships' in the late 2020s.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'man-eating' is often used to describe a variety of fictional creatures? So really, this snake was just misunderstood. It was probably just looking for a friend..
• Headline: Voight's Role in 'Lookin' to Get Out'. Impact: Voight's role as a gambler who can't win at dice led to a worldwide shortage of dice, causing board game enthusiasts to panic. In the end, Monopoly became the de facto family game, which resulted in an entire generation believing they were financial experts.. Fact: Fun fact: Gamblers actually prefer their dice loaded, because who doesn't love a little cheat day in a game of chance?.
• Headline: 'FAST WALKING': A Prison Drama Unfolds. Impact: The dual plot of murder and escape in a prison setting sparked a wave of prison break movies throughout the 80s and 90s, leading to a completely unrealistic expectation of prison life and a sudden spike in escape attempts that resulted in a lot of very confused guards.. Fact: Fast walking was once considered an Olympic sport. So if you're ever in a bind, just remember: speed-walking away from your problems could have really been a gold medal opportunity!.