JULY 8, 1982

Full News Archive

• Headline: Heller Gallery Opens in New York. Impact: The opening of Heller Gallery was the start of a chain reaction that led to 1,000s of hipsters discovering charcoal art. This ultimately resulted in the rise of artisanal charcoal pencils, which caused a global pencil shortage. Thanks a lot, Heller Gallery.. Fact: Did you know that charcoal art has nothing to do with grilling? But I guess art is just a fancy way to say 'I’m too cool for crayons.'.
• Headline: Navigating Pillow Shopping Challenges. Impact: The pillow buying guide revolutionized how people shop for comfort. This led to an explosion of sleep-deprived individuals falling asleep in stores, giving rise to the 'nap culture' we see today. So, thanks for that.. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends about 1/3 of their life sleeping? Which means they spend 1/3 of their life arguing over pillow firmness. Truly a life well-lived..
• Headline: Banking Industry Responds to Oil Loan Risks. Impact: The tighter oil-loan policy sent ripples through the economy, causing countless oil companies to rethink their strategy. This led to the rise of renewable energy, which in turn caused oil executives to invest in yoga retreats. Namaste.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing tighter than oil-loan policies are my jeans after the holidays? And trust me, that’s a whole different kind of crisis..
• Headline: HERS. Impact: The relentless quest for Mr. Right led to the creation of dating apps, which have since spawned a cultural phenomenon of swiping left on love. Now people are more likely to swipe their phones than their hearts.. Fact: Did you know that some people spend more time picking a Netflix show than finding a romantic partner? Priorities, folks!.
• Headline: HELPFUL HARWARE; DOOR LOCKS THAT GIVE ADDED SECURITY. Impact: The introduction of more secure door locks made everyone paranoid, leading to the rise of home security systems. This culminated in a reality show where people compete to see who can make their home the most impenetrable fortress.. Fact: Did you know that most break-ins happen through unlocked doors? So, really, we should just be selling 'not being an idiot' as the ultimate home security system..
• Headline: BABY BOOM AFFECTS WALLPAPER MARKET. Impact: The baby boom's effect on the wallpaper market saw a surge in pastel colors and cartoon characters. This eventually led to the rise of children's birthday party themes, which now dominate social media feeds everywhere. Thanks, wallpaper!. Fact: Did you know that the wallpaper industry is one of the few that has a 'no crying' policy during installation? Just kidding; it's a chaotic mess, much like a toddler’s birthday party..