JULY 4, 1982

Full News Archive

• Headline: After Levittown: Legal Changes in Education. Impact: The overturning of the Levittown decision set off a chain reaction, leading to the Great Housing Shuffle of the '70s, where people suddenly realized their homes weren't just an investment, but a ticket to a never-ending suburban BBQ.. Fact: Did you know that Levittown was literally built in a field? Talk about a 'field of dreams' moment, only with more plastic lawn flamingos..
• Headline: Estelle Parsons' Alaskan Adventure. Impact: Estelle Parsons' trek to Alaska inspired a wave of theater folks to seek 'natural' experiences, which ultimately led to the rise of outdoor Shakespeare performances. Because nothing says 'To be or not to be' like a mosquito buzzing in your ear.. Fact: Did you know that Alaska is so remote that even the bears are auditioning for Broadway roles just to get a taste of the spotlight?.
• Headline: Avoiding Job Search Pitfalls. Impact: The article about job hunting led to the creation of an entire subculture known as 'LinkedIn Influencers,' who now spend more time giving career advice than actually getting hired. A true win-win for the unemployed.. Fact: Did you know that 'How Not to Get a Job' is actually the title of a best-selling self-help book? Just kidding, but it should be..
• Headline: GARDENING; PLANNING AN EDIBLE LANDSCAPE. Impact: The movement toward edible landscapes sparked a revolution in gardening that eventually led to the invention of the 'Veggie-Villa' – a new housing trend where homeowners compete for the best edible front yard. Who knew tomatoes could be so competitive?. Fact: Did you know that if you plant enough veggies in your yard, you can officially declare it a 'food forest'? Just don't forget to invite the raccoons to the dinner party..
• Headline: ALONE AT LAST! ALONE AT LAST?. Impact: The revelation of parental solitude led to the boom of ‘solo vacations’ for parents everywhere, which contributed to the rise of 'adulting' classes on how to properly enjoy peace and quiet. Spoiler: It involves a lot of ice cream.. Fact: Did you know that 'alone time' is actually just a fancy term for Netflix binge-watching? And yes, it counts as self-care..
• Headline: THEATER IN REVIEW; THE BARD IS MAKING HIS MARK AT DREW'S FESTIVAL. Impact: The New Jersey Shakespeare Festival's success led to a national trend of Shakespeare adaptations that included everything from 'Hamlet: The Musical' to 'Romeo and Juliet: Zombie Edition.' Because nothing says classic like a Shakespearean zombie apocalypse.. Fact: Did you know that Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words? Talk about linguistic multitasking!.
• Headline: THE MAN BEHIND A NEW SPORTS SHOW. Impact: Merrill Grant's disinterest in TV led to a new wave of creative family activities, which eventually caused the rise of board games that are now more complicated than most tax forms. Thanks, Merrill!. Fact: Did you know that the average American family spends more time debating board game rules than actually playing? Welcome to 'Family Game Night: The Real Drama.'.
• Headline: FLOYD ESTATE OPENS. Impact: The opening of the Floyd estate sparked a trend in tourism that saw historic homes become the new hip places to host weddings, leading to a generation of brides who didn’t know what a deed was but were all about the 'historical charm.'. Fact: Did you know that the Declaration of Independence was signed by a bunch of guys who probably thought 'future generations' meant their kids would inherit their wigs?.
• Headline: TO WIN, THE G.O.P. MUST BACK WEICKER. Impact: The GOP's push to back Weicker led to a series of political maneuvers that would eventually result in more party realignments than a game of musical chairs at a toddler's birthday party. Good luck finding a seat!. Fact: Did you know that political parties can change platforms faster than you can say 'flip-flop'? It’s like they’re all auditioning for a role in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’.