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HEADLINES ON March 19, 1981
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- Headline: Jim Frey and the Young Royals. Impact: If only Jim Frey hadn't been such a big deal in Bluefield, maybe the concept of 'celebrity coaches' would have been delayed by a few decades. Who knows, perhaps we'd still be watching paint dry instead of sports highlights! The ripple from his prominence led to a never-ending cycle of overhyped sports figures and reality TV stars.. Fact: Did you know that being a 'prominent figure' in a small town is basically equivalent to being the mayor of a very exclusive club? No one really elects you, but everyone pretends it's a big deal..
- Headline: Ongoing Dispute Over Cable Franchises. Impact: The unresolved cable franchise issue became a pivotal moment in the timeline of boredom. If they had just resolved it, we might have eliminated the need for a hundred terrible reality shows. Instead, we got a decade of 'The Real Housewives' franchise spiraling out of control. Thanks a lot, Board of Estimate!. Fact: Did you know that discussions about cable TV franchises can actually cause spontaneous naps? It's a scientifically proven phenomenon, or at least it should be!.
- Headline: Binghamton Fire Exposes PCB Dangers. Impact: The Binghamton fire and subsequent fears about PCB-laden transformers triggered an avalanche of regulations, which in turn made environmental advocacy a trendy thing. Who knew that a fire could lead to a billion-dollar industry in eco-friendly candles and reusable straws? Thanks, Binghamton!. Fact: Did you know that PCBs are so toxic that even the transformers using them probably wanted a career change? They were just trying to light up the world, not poison it!.
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Intel - If you invested $1,000 in 1981, it would be worth $155,194 today (155.2x return)