MAY 12, 1979

Full News Archive

• Headline: Russell Baker on Antismoking Laws. Impact: Russell Baker's witty take on antismoking laws led to an unexpected increase in demand for self-deprecating humor among smokers, resulting in a thriving comedy scene in smoke-free bars.. Fact: Did you know that antismoking laws have led to more people taking up vaping, which is basically smoking but with a fancy tech upgrade?.
• Headline: Rudy Chapa Shatters 3,000 Meter Record. Impact: Rudy Chapa's sprinting record inspired a generation of runners who thought they could outrun their problems, leading to an explosion of track clubs... and many unfinished marathons.. Fact: Did you know that running 3,000 meters is approximately the distance most people run when they accidentally leave their phone in the other room?.
• Headline: Burger's Stance on TV Coverage. Impact: Chief Justice Burger's refusal to be televised set a precedent for future politicians to hide behind closed doors, resulting in a reality show where they all compete for 'Most Elusive Politician.'. Fact: Did you know that the Chief Justice's name sounds like a fast-food item? So maybe he was just trying to avoid being 'served' by the media?.
• Headline: INTENSIVE DISCUSSION WITH MOSCOW IS DUE BEFORE PACT SIGNING. Impact: The SALT agreement discussions paved the way for future diplomatic talks, leading to the ironic situation where world leaders began to treat negotiating like a high-stakes game of chess—minus the fun.. Fact: Did you know that Brezhnev's health issues played a significant role in these talks? Who knew that a Cold War could be so 'chill'?.
• Headline: King, U.S.A.C. President, Given Vote of Confidence. Impact: King's vote of confidence was a small step for the club, but a giant leap for members who realized they could just keep voting for the same guy without fear of consequences.. Fact: Did you know that confidence votes are the political equivalent of a participation trophy? Everyone gets one, but only a few really deserve it!.
• Headline: U.S. Sees Violations of Trust Act if Gas Stations Close. Impact: The Justice Department's warning about gas stations shutting down resulted in a nationwide panic that led to the rise of 'gas hoarding'—a sport that never really caught on.. Fact: Did you know that the Sherman Antitrust Act was originally designed to prevent monopolies, but it ended up being just a fancy name for 'don't be a jerk'?.
• Headline: Coast Car Lines Stretch On. Impact: The gas shortages and ensuing traffic chaos inadvertently led to the invention of carpool karaoke, as frustrated drivers sought entertainment while trapped in their vehicles.. Fact: Did you know that 8 miles of traffic is basically a modern-day version of the medieval siege? Just without the catapults and knights..
• Headline: ‘Deaf Players’ Guide’ Lists 35 Professionals. Impact: The publication of the Deaf Players Guide marked the beginning of an inclusive movement in the arts, inspiring a generation of performers to embrace their unique talents, resulting in a cultural renaissance that continues to this day.. Fact: Did you know that the Deaf Players Guide was the first of its kind? Talk about breaking barriers without making a sound!.