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HEADLINES ON December 23, 1978
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- Headline: NYC Proposes Trade-In of Highway Funds. Impact: If NYC had successfully traded that aid, public transport might have been so improved that citizens would have begun to demand faster commutes, leading to the invention of teleportation by 2025. Thanks, bureaucracy!. Fact: New York City’s transit system is like a mystical labyrinth—full of unexpected delays and surprises, much like opening your fridge at 2 AM..
- Headline: Carter Withdraws Morris Nomination. Impact: This withdrawal caused a bizarre chain reaction in politics, leading to the invention of the 'Political Hot Potato' game, where nominees are tossed around like a football until someone drops them.. Fact: Political nominations are like reality TV—full of drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of people who should have stayed home..
- Headline: Article 2 -- No Title. Impact: In the absence of a compelling title, countless future articles would be written without titles, leading to a bizarre trend where the most important works of literature are simply referred to as 'Article 1, 2, and so on.'. Fact: Sometimes, the best titles are the ones that are left out—like that one friend who always shows up to the party but never contributes to the conversation..
- Headline: Ethiopians Stir New Somali Fears With Bombings and Army Buildup. Impact: This conflict reignited tensions in the region, influencing global geopolitics and ultimately leading to the formation of many think tanks that still can’t agree on what to have for lunch.. Fact: Conflict often leads to unexpected alliances, like two countries that hate each other teaming up to figure out who can build the biggest wall..
- Headline: ‘Broadway Musical’ Closes After One Performance. Impact: This theatrical flop resulted in the creation of a new genre: musicals based entirely on the experiences of flopped shows, leading to a bizarre trend in self-referential performance art.. Fact: Theater is a fickle mistress—one moment you're a star, the next you're a punchline in the annals of musical history..
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1978, it would be worth $7,945,492 today (7945.5x return)
INTC
Intel
Intel - If you invested $1,000 in 1978, it would be worth $199,890 today (199.9x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1978, it would be worth $423,037 today (423.0x return)