NOVEMBER 12, 1977

Full News Archive

• Headline: FDA Requests Liquid Protein Diet Warnings. Impact: The FDA's request for warnings on liquid protein diets led to the creation of a black market for unregulated protein shakes. Fast forward a few years, and you're seeing underground protein dens where bodybuilders negotiate over powdered whey like it's gold.. Fact: Did you know that liquid diets have been around since the dawn of time? Yes, even cave people probably had their versions of liquid protein smoothies, just without the fancy blenders..
• Headline: ‘Motor Inn’ Play Falls by the Wayside. Impact: The failure of the 'Motor Inn' play led to an unexpected boom in roadside motel-themed entertainment. Years later, tourists flocked to see 'The Motor Inn Experience,' a live-action roleplay where they could experience the thrill of questionable cleanliness.. Fact: Did you know that plays falling by the wayside is a common occurrence? Just ask anyone who's ever tried to stage a production of 'Hamlet' with only sock puppets..
• Headline: Carey Denies That He Neglects His Official Duties for Social Life. Impact: Carey's denial about neglecting his duties turned into a national trend where politicians began publicly admitting to their love for nightlife. This led to an era of politicians hosting 'Clubbing with Congress' nights, which somehow resulted in more bills actually getting passed—out of sheer confusion.. Fact: Did you know that politicians are just like college students? They claim they’re busy studying but are really out at the bar every night—only with much worse dance moves..
• Headline: A FORD‐KIM MEETING SOUGHT AT ONE TIME. Impact: The attempted meeting between Ford and Kim set off a chain reaction of diplomatic meetings that led to an accidental pizza party between world leaders decades later. Who knew international relations could be settled over pepperoni?. Fact: Did you know that diplomacy often hinges on food? Forget treaties; the real way to win a negotiation is through a well-timed delivery of gourmet pizza..
• Headline: Notes on People. Impact: The recognition of the Joseph C Wilson Award for international affairs led to an annual competition where countries vie for the title of 'Most Promising Nation,' resulting in absurd talent shows where nations showcase their best dance moves and cooking skills.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more complicated than international affairs is trying to figure out who gets the last slice of pizza during a meeting..
• Headline: Gerard Moves Against State. Impact: Gerard's contempt proceedings against the state opened a floodgate of similar cases, leading to a new legal trend where everyone suddenly wanted to sue the state for everything—resulting in an unprecedented surge in 'sue the government' merchandise.. Fact: Did you know that suing the state has become a popular pastime? Who needs sports when you can watch lawyers go at it like it's the Super Bowl?.
• Headline: Second Man Questioned in Slaying. Impact: The questioning of a second man in the Jaroslawicz case inadvertently led to the rise of true crime podcasts. Fast forward to today, and every armchair detective has their own show, which somehow turned into a full-blown investigation into the best snacks for binge-listening.. Fact: Did you know that most true crime enthusiasts are just regular people with a penchant for snack selection? Forget the evidence; they want to know what chips pair well with a good mystery..
• Headline: A Prison Fugitive Gets 125 Years For 5 Robberies in St. Louis Area. Impact: Terrence Karl Alden's hefty sentence inspired a generation of escapees to rethink their career choices. Instead of robbing banks, they opted for a safer route: YouTube channels on 'How to Escape from Prison'—which, ironically, led to even more arrests.. Fact: Did you know that crime shows and prison breaks are like reality TV for people who can't get enough drama? Who needs 'Survivor' when you have 'Escape from Alcatraz' reruns?.