JULY 25, 1977

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring 'Books of The Times'. Impact: If only the literary critics had been more forgiving, maybe we would have a world where books were universally loved rather than just mildly tolerated. Imagine a world where people actually read instead of scrolling through their phones!. Fact: You know, reading a book is like time travel, but with less chance of running into dinosaurs and more chance of finding out how to brew the perfect cup of tea..
• Headline: Gulf and Western's Banking Controversy Uncovered. Impact: This scandal led to the birth of countless conspiracy theories about corporate greed, ultimately resulting in a whole cottage industry of documentaries where people passionately wave their hands around while discussing the downfall of capitalism.. Fact: Ever notice how 'Gulf and Western' sounds like a theme park for oil tycoons? Just imagine the roller coasters: 'The Market Crash' and 'The Corporate Bailout.'.
• Headline: Maine Forest Fire Near Mt Katahdin. Impact: The Maine forest fires eventually inspired a series of eco-friendly campaigns, which ironically led to more fire-safety laws, paving the way for an increase in the number of people wearing fire-retardant clothing. Who knew that a raging inferno would be a fashion trendsetter?. Fact: Firefighters have one of the toughest jobs out there, but at least they can say they always bring the heat to the party. Just… not in the forests..
• Headline: Boiling the Lance. Impact: This controversy sparked a series of investigations that convinced politicians they could finally use social media to cover their tracks. Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.. Fact: Lance Armstrong's office was apparently just like a reality show set—lots of drama, questionable decisions, and no one ever gets the final rose..
• Headline: Republicans Hope to Rebuild Party in South With ‘Working Man’ Image. Impact: The Republican Party's attempts at revamping their image in the South eventually led to more campaign slogans than actual policies, resulting in a slew of bumper stickers that are now all gathering dust in attics across America.. Fact: If political parties were people, the Republicans would be that friend who keeps trying to convince you that they changed, but you just know they still owe you twenty bucks..
• Headline: Around the Nation. Impact: This incident revealed the hidden underbelly of the legal profession, where defending murderers could lead to a lifetime of scrutiny and ironic karma. Who knew being a lawyer could come with such dramatic plot twists?. Fact: Gilmore's case was so popular that it practically became the 'Game of Thrones' of the legal world. Minus the dragons—unless you count the fiery debates..
• Headline: SADAT ORDERS HALT TO ATTACKS IN LIBYA, HEEDING ARAB PLEAS. Impact: Sadat's cease-fire led to a temporary peace that was about as stable as a house of cards in a windstorm, ultimately contributing to a series of geopolitical discussions that took decades to resolve. Thanks for nothing, diplomacy!. Fact: In the world of diplomacy, a cease-fire is like hitting the pause button on a very intense video game. It doesn’t mean the battle is over; it just gives everyone a chance to catch their breath..
• Headline: IRMA SELZ ENGELHARDT, 69, THEATRICAL CARICATURIST. Impact: Irma Selz Engelhardt's caricatures could be seen as the precursor to social media memes, shaping how we mock each other in an artful way. If only she had known her legacy would be an endless stream of cat videos and selfies.. Fact: Caricature artists have the unique ability to capture someone’s likeness while making them look like a cartoon character. Now that’s a talent worth having at a family reunion!.
• Headline: U.S. Five Captures Gold At World Games for Deaf. Impact: The success of the U.S. team at the World Games for the Deaf helped raise awareness and promote inclusivity in sports, forever changing the way we view athleticism and ability. Who knew silence could be so golden?. Fact: The World Games for the Deaf is a prime example that you don’t need to hear the crowd to feel the love. Just a little bit of hand waving and you've got yourself a party!.