JULY 3, 1977

Full News Archive

• Headline: Milestone in Colombian Adoption Journey. Impact: The adoption of Colombian children by families in Central NJ led to an unexpected surge in salsa dancing lessons across the state, as parents sought to connect with their children's heritage. Little did they know, this would spark a nationwide dance craze in the 80s that made everyone 10% more rhythmically challenged.. Fact: Did you know that adopting a child can sometimes lead to becoming a dance instructor? Just another Tuesday in NJ..
• Headline: Hanafis Trial Prosecution Wraps Up Case. Impact: As the prosecution wrapped up their case, a butterfly flapping its wings in the courtroom inadvertently caused a chain reaction that eventually led to the creation of the courtroom reality TV genre. Thanks, Hanafis!. Fact: Did you know that court cases are 100% more entertaining when there’s a camera crew? Just ask any reality TV star..
• Headline: Detroit Sees Significant Homicide Decrease. Impact: The drop in homicides in Detroit was so significant that it inspired a 1980s sitcom about a bumbling police chief who just couldn't catch a break. Spoiler alert: the show was canceled after one season.. Fact: Did you know that a 28% drop in homicides can also mean 28% fewer crime-themed dinner parties? Talk about a social calendar shake-up!.
• Headline: Busing, the Principle Problem. Impact: The busing controversy not only ignited debates in the 70s but also inspired a generation of misguided memes about school buses. Who knew that transportation could be so meme-worthy?. Fact: Did you know that busing was once a 'hot topic'? Now it’s just a tedious part of the morning commute..
• Headline: NONFICTION IN BRIEF. Impact: The revival of Charles Trout’s book helped to revitalize interest in the Great Depression, inadvertently leading to an increase in ironic hipster cafes that served 'Depression-era inspired' dishes. Who knew starvation could be trendy?. Fact: Did you know that the Great Depression is now a popular theme for dinner parties? Nothing says 'fun' like discussing economic collapse over artisanal toast!.
• Headline: Churches Still Face Uphill Struggle in Northwest, The Most Overtly Secular Section of the Country. Impact: The uphill struggle of churches in the Northwest resulted in the establishment of a secret society of clergymen who decided to form a rock band called 'The Holy Rollers.' They never made it past the basement, but their mixtape is still legendary.. Fact: Did you know that in some parts of the U.S., 'going to church' is actually code for attending a brunch where nobody talks about religion?.
• Headline: The Camper as Cook: Sky's the Limit. Impact: The rise of cooking in RVs led to unexpected culinary competitions in the great outdoors, eventually resulting in the creation of the reality show 'Survivor: Kitchen Edition,' where contestants must make a five-course meal with only a campfire and a spatula.. Fact: Did you know that cooking in an RV can be a metaphor for life? It’s messy, complicated, and you might just burn your dinner..
• Headline: Pink Floyd: Dreamy Rock and Nightmare Words. Impact: Pink Floyd's concert at Madison Square Garden inspired an entire generation of musicians to wear sunglasses indoors, forever altering the coolness factor of rock concerts.. Fact: Did you know that wearing sunglasses at night is now a rite of passage for wannabe rockstars? Just ask anyone who’s ever been to a 90s revival concert..
• Headline: EX‐KOREA AIDE SAYS PARK ENVOY TOLD HIM HE SHOULD BE SILENT. Impact: The Korean bribery scandal, once kept quiet, ultimately led to a worldwide increase in conspiracy theories about government cover-ups, resulting in an explosion of tinfoil hat sales.. Fact: Did you know that silence can sometimes be more damaging than bribery? Just ask anyone who's been in a room with awkward small talk..
• Headline: SPEAKING PERSONALLY. Impact: Carol Behrman's skepticism about 'dynamic women' inspired a series of self-help books that ironically led to a generation of women who are super dynamic, but still can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'dynamic women' is often used as a euphemism for 'I can do it all, but I’m still going to order takeout'?.