DECEMBER 5, 1976

Full News Archive

• Headline: Defense and Controversy at Notre Dame. Impact: This scandal led to stricter regulations in college sports, ultimately resulting in the creation of the NCAA as a 'preventative measure'—which ironically, has caused more scandals.. Fact: Fun fact: NCAA rules now require you to pass a 'morality test'—which is very effective, as you can imagine..
• Headline: Rabbi Declares Smoking Unlawful in Judaism. Impact: This rabbi's strong stance against smoking inadvertently led to the rise of vaping, which is now considered a 'safer' alternative by those who are definitely not trying to be cool.. Fact: Did you know that smoking was once considered a sophisticated activity? Now, it’s just a quick way to empty your wallet and ruin your lungs..
• Headline: Adelphi: The Sound of Culture. Impact: The Adelphi Chamber Orchestra's activities inspired future orchestras to consider improvising with DJ equipment, leading to the modern 'Orchestral Rave' movement.. Fact: The only thing more difficult than getting a ticket to an orchestra concert is finding someone who actually knows what a 'chamber orchestra' is..
• Headline: In Summary. Impact: Alfred B DelBello’s housing plan sparked a nationwide trend of politicians promising to fix housing issues—only to realize they forgot to define 'fix'.. Fact: Did you know that 'fixing housing problems' is code for 'let's throw money at it and hope for the best'?.
• Headline: A European Proposal. Impact: This proposal for product liability led to a world where companies would rather invest in lawyers than in quality products, creating a thriving industry of litigation.. Fact: Did you know that the word 'liability' comes from the Latin term for 'oops, we messed up'?.
• Headline: Gallagher Is Reported Subpoenaed In Inquiry on South Korea Bribery. Impact: The South Korea bribery inquiry led to an increase in transparency in government dealings, which is like asking a cat to take a bath—highly unlikely.. Fact: Did you know that bribery has been around since ancient Rome? Apparently, some things never change..
• Headline: Oil Price Rise .... Impact: The oil price stabilization efforts led to subsequent economic turmoil, proving that trying to keep oil prices low is like trying to hold back the tide with a beach ball.. Fact: Fun fact: oil was once so abundant that it was used to light lamps—now it’s just the cause of every economic crisis..
• Headline: Black Nationalists Differ. Impact: This division among Black nationalists set the stage for future political movements, where everyone learned that unity is much harder than it sounds.. Fact: Did you know that political alliances are like friendships in high school? They can change faster than you can say 'group project'..