NOVEMBER 14, 1976

Full News Archive

• Headline: DIY Apparel Trends in Outdoor Activities. Impact: The rise of DIY kits inadvertently led to a global shortage of fabric for actual clothing as everyone scrambled to make their own ski pants. Ironically, it also spawned a new trend of wearing pajamas everywhere, because who has time to sew?. Fact: Fun fact: the first DIY kit was just a box of mismatched socks and a note that said 'good luck!'.
• Headline: Superiority of Golf Over Tennis. Impact: Logan's humorous tale of golf vs. tennis led to a national debate that was so divisive it almost resulted in a new sport: golf-tennis. Thankfully, sanity prevailed, and we still have both sports to endure separately.. Fact: Here's a fun tidbit: Golf balls are just tennis balls that wanted a more exclusive country club membership..
• Headline: U.S. Takes Tennis Cup From British Team, 5‐2. Impact: The U.S. victory over the British tennis team set off a series of increasingly ridiculous sporting rivalries, culminating in the 'Pong Wars' of the 21st century, where table tennis players started wearing wigs and calling themselves 'Pong Kings.'. Fact: Did you know that tennis was once banned in France for being too 'loud'? So, naturally, people just started shouting while playing golf instead..
• Headline: Soviet Releases Dissident. Impact: Pyotr Starchik's release became a pivotal moment for dissidents, leading to an underground revolution of musicians who realized they could just write songs about their discontent instead of risking mental hospitals. The power of a catchy chorus, folks.. Fact: Fun fact: Music has been used as a form of protest since the dawn of time... or at least since someone figured out how to play a tune on a rock..
• Headline: An Episcopal Bishop Will Ordain The Woman Who Sparked Dispute. Impact: Betty Bone Scheiss's ordination sparked a movement that led to women priests all over the world, eventually resulting in a new religion called 'The Church of the Perpetually Confused,' where the only rule was to always ask, 'Wait, what?'. Fact: Did you know that the first female priest in history was actually just a woman who refused to leave the pulpit until they finally let her speak?.
• Headline: New York City Reflected in Its Schools. Impact: The critiques of NYC's public school system led to a chain reaction of educational reforms that eventually spawned the infamous 'no child left behind' policy, which ironically left many children behind anyway, because who even reads the fine print?. Fact: Did you know that NYC public schools once tried to solve their problems by hiring an army of squirrels to patrol the hallways? Spoiler alert: it didn't work..
• Headline: Royal Ski Takes Heritage, With Wine Treasure Last. Impact: Royal Ski's win in the Heritage Stakes became a legendary moment that inspired a series of increasingly elaborate horse names, leading to a revolution in the horse racing world where the sillier the name, the better the chance of winning.. Fact: Fun fact: The most ridiculous horse names are often better than the horses themselves. Just ask the race track announcer trying to say them all in one breath..
• Headline: Collecting Rock Oldies—Records That. Go Jingle. Impact: The obsession with 45-rpm records set off a vinyl revival that continues to this day, proving once and for all that people really will pay top dollar for something they can listen to on their grandma's old turntable.. Fact: Did you know that the most valuable record ever sold was just a blank vinyl with a sticker that said 'Do Not Play'? Talk about a marketing strategy!.