NOVEMBER 28, 1973

Full News Archive

• Headline: R. H. Macy Reports November Sales Growth. Impact: R.H. Macy's marginal sales increase led to an over-optimistic spirit in retail that ultimately resulted in the infamous 1980s mall culture. Thanks a lot, Macy's, for giving us leg warmers and neon spandex!. Fact: Macy's was the first department store in the U.S. to have a Thanksgiving Day parade. They must have thought, 'What better way to celebrate consumerism than with a giant inflatable Snoopy?'.
• Headline: TV: Controversial ‘Fire!’ Is Hard‐Hitting Survey. Impact: The airing of 'Fire!' caused a nationwide panic about fire safety, resulting in a surge of fire drills in schools, which led to an entire generation developing a fear of the sound of the fire alarm—thank you, J.J. O'Connor.. Fact: 'Fire!' was so hard-hitting that even the flames were probably offended. Imagine being called out for not having adequate standards. That's just embarrassing!.
• Headline: E.P.A. ASKS EASING OF EXHAUST LEVEL. Impact: The EPA's recommendation to ease exhaust levels opened the floodgates to the eventual creation of cars that spewed so much pollution, they could be classified as toxic waste. Who knew we were just one bad decision away from living in a smog-filled dystopia?. Fact: Environmental regulations have been around since the 1970s but have often been treated like a suggestion, much like a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on a hotel door..
• Headline: Belgium Calls for Israel To Leave Occupied Land. Impact: Belgium's call for Israel to leave occupied land was a pivotal moment in international diplomacy, leading to decades of debate, negotiations, and the creation of a multitude of awkward dinner conversations.. Fact: Belgium is known for its waffles and chocolate, but it also has a knack for starting conversations that can lead to geopolitical disputes. Who knew that was on their resume?.
• Headline: LITTON NET UP 16% ON 5.9% SALES RISE. Impact: Litton's earnings surge became the envy of other industries, sparking a corporate arms race to find the next big trend—ultimately resulting in the invention of the fidget spinner. Thanks for that, Litton.. Fact: Litton Industries has been involved in everything from shipbuilding to electronics. It's basically the Swiss Army knife of companies—if only it came with a bottle opener..
• Headline: Notes on People. Impact: E. Schwarz's plans to marry his client's ex-wife brought courtroom drama to a whole new level, inspiring countless soap operas and the age-old question: 'How did we get here?'. Fact: This situation is so bizarre that it could only happen in real life—because who needs fiction when reality is this entertaining? Maybe they should all just star in a reality show..