JULY 22, 1973

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• Headline: US Border Electronic Detection System Extended. Impact: The electronic vigil may have deterred a few folks from crossing, but it also inspired a new generation of tech-savvy smugglers who thought, 'Challenge accepted!' The butterfly flaps its wings, and suddenly we're in a world of underground drones and tunnel networks.. Fact: Did you know that in 1970, the U.S. had more border patrols than it had actual border? Just kidding! But it sure felt that way..
• Headline: Mururoa Atoll's Nuclear Legacy. Impact: The French nuclear tests turned Mururoa Atoll into a hotbed of radioactive tourism. Today, people flock to witness the site of 'paradise with a side of fallout,' proving that some people will literally visit any place with a good Instagram filter.. Fact: Did you know that the French considered naming their nuclear program 'Operation Sunburn'? Because who doesn't love a good tan, right?.
• Headline: Exploring Avant Garde Photography. Impact: The avant-garde photography exhibit sparked a revolution that led to selfies, and now everyone thinks they are an artist. Thanks, Hudson River Museum, for ushering in a world where duck faces are considered high art.. Fact: Did you know that the first photograph taken was in 1826? It was so boring that it took eight hours to expose. Talk about a snooze fest!.
• Headline: For Phase 4, A New Spirit. Impact: Phase 4 marks a pivotal moment in the 'Let’s pretend we’re in control of the economy' saga. This led to new phrases like 'economic recovery' that politicians still use today, despite the fact that the only thing recovering is their approval ratings.. Fact: Did you know that Nixon once said, 'I’ll never lie to you'? Which is funny because he was a politician and they specialize in creative storytelling..
• Headline: Soviet Bid for Police Role With the U.S. Is Reported. Impact: The Soviet proposal for joint police work with the U.S. opened the door for countless conspiracy theories. Fast forward a few decades, and every time a new world crisis happens, someone will say, 'Remember when the Soviets and Americans were buddies?'. Fact: Did you know that the Cold War might have just been a series of misunderstandings? Like, 'Oh, you thought I meant to invade? I just wanted to borrow some sugar!'.
• Headline: HOSPITAL BOMBING IN 1969 REPORTED. Impact: The admission of war crimes in Vietnam sent shockwaves that would shape military ethics discussions for decades. It also made sure that every war film from then on had to include a guilt-ridden character, lest they offend the audience's moral compass.. Fact: Did you know that the Geneva Conventions were supposed to protect non-combatants? Apparently, some folks missed that memo in 1969..
• Headline: The Nation. Impact: The Senate's attempt to curb presidential war powers might have looked noble, but it only served to make future presidents more creative with their justifications for military action. 'Well, it’s not technically a war if I call it a field trip!'. Fact: Did you know that Congress has the power to declare war? But it’s like having a sibling who never actually uses it because they know their parents will just let the other sibling do whatever they want..
• Headline: Crew of Protest Ship Flown Out by French. Impact: The evacuation of the protest ship crew became the unofficial launch of the 'Nuclear Test Evacuation Club.' Today, they gather annually to remember their harrowing experience of being asked to leave a radioactive party.. Fact: Did you know that the French also have a way of making sure their nuclear tests are as stylish as possible? It's all about the ambiance, darling!.
• Headline: Hunt Is On in Adirondacks For Friend of Slain Camper. Impact: The search for the friend of the slain camper turned into a true-crime saga that would inspire countless documentaries. Little did they know, the true crime craze was just waiting for a chance to obsess over it.. Fact: Did you know that camping is supposed to be a relaxing activity? Apparently, it can also double as a plot for a horror movie if you’re not careful..
• Headline: Congressional Report Criticizes Flow of Heroin From Thailand. Impact: The congressional report on heroin smuggling from Thailand was the first shot fired in the war on drugs that would end up being more about politics than actual solutions. The drug lords cheered as Congress played whack-a-mole.. Fact: Did you know that the opium trade has been a thing since ancient times? So really, Congress was just a little late to the party!.