MARCH 12, 1973

Full News Archive

• Headline: Agnew Critiques Media's Foreign Affairs Coverage. Impact: Agnew's speech sparked a media frenzy, leading to a nationwide distrust of government communications. This eventually snowballed into the 'No One Believes Anything' movement of the late 70s, which culminated in the rise of conspiracy theory groups who thought the moon landing was staged by... the media. Naturally.. Fact: Did you know that Agnew had to resign later for being a little too fond of kickbacks? Guess he was just trying to spice up the media's perception of politicians!.
• Headline: Kidnap Attempt on NYC Actress-Singer. Impact: The failed kidnapping attempt led to a surge in Hollywood security measures, which ultimately resulted in the invention of the bodyguard profession. If only those four had known they were one poor decision away from creating a whole new job market!. Fact: Fun fact: Neva Small went on to star in 'The Little Mermaid.' Maybe she should have asked Ariel for some underwater escape tips?.
• Headline: Three Contenders for NYS Chief Judge. Impact: The competition for the Chief Judge position ignited a series of increasingly absurd judicial campaigns. By the late 1970s, candidates were promising to only wear judicial robes made from organic cotton and to preside over cases while balancing on a yoga ball.. Fact: Did you know that judges have been known to strategically misplace their glasses to avoid making tough decisions? Just kidding! Or am I?.
• Headline: NAVY DETERMINED TO RECRUIT BLACKS. Impact: This determination to diversify recruitment in the Navy led to the unexpected rise of the 'Cool Navy' campaign, which included hip ads featuring sailors with sunglasses and surfboards. Because nothing says military might like a beach day!. Fact: Ever wonder why the Navy uses anchors as a symbol? It's because they couldn't find a way to copyright a surfboard!.
• Headline: Jersey Orders Two Milk Sellers To Increase Their Retail Prices. Impact: The milk price hike caused a national uproar, leading to the infamous 'Milk Wars' of the late 70s, where dairy farmers and milk drinkers engaged in dramatic protests that were surprisingly well choreographed. Who knew whole milk could stir up such drama?. Fact: Did you know that milk was once considered a miracle drink? Yeah, until someone realized it doesn’t exactly pair well with pizza!.
• Headline: STAGE STARS IN PLEA FOR A SOVIET DANCER. Impact: The refusal of the petition sparked a cultural uprising that led to the eventual 'Dance Revolution' in the 80s where dancers across the globe protested for freedom of movement—literally! It included dance-offs in the streets.. Fact: Did you know that dancing was once banned in the Soviet Union? Guess they thought no one would notice if they just kept their feet still for a few decades!.
• Headline: In London, Paris, Rome, Strikes Burden Living. Impact: The strikes in Europe led to the creation of the 'Strike Olympics,' where countries competed not for gold medals, but for who could complain the loudest. This unfortunate trend peaked in the 80s when everyone just decided to take a long, extended vacation instead.. Fact: Fun fact: The French are so good at striking that they once organized a protest against their own protest schedule. Now that's commitment!.
• Headline: Peronists Leading With 43% of Vote in Early Returns. Impact: The Peronist lead set off a chain reaction that ultimately led to the rise of populism across Latin America. It was like dominoes, but with more tango and less grace.. Fact: Did you know that Juan Perón was once married to Eva Perón, who became a cultural icon? She was so popular that her perfume still sells better than some politicians' campaigns!.
• Headline: Goolagong, Is Beaten In Net Final. Impact: V Wade's victory not only brought her fame but also inspired countless underdogs in sports, leading to the blockbuster movie 'Rocky' where a nobody became a contender. Who knew tennis could pack such a punch?. Fact: Did you know that Goolagong's first name is Evonne? But who needs a first name when your last name is already a conversation starter?.