NOVEMBER 13, 1972

Full News Archive

• Headline: Judge Releases a Homosexual Rather Than Send Him to Attica. Impact: This decision sparked a tiny ripple that would echo through time, influencing future legal systems to consider the humanity of defendants, though some might say it took a few hundred years too long to catch on. Fact: Judges: sometimes they actually think about the consequences of their actions. Who knew?.
• Headline: Pope Paul Beatifies Nun Who Was Slain In Attempted Rape. Impact: Pope Paul's beatification of the nun became a turning point for the Catholic Church, influencing a surge in protective measures for vulnerable communities, though some might argue they still have a way to go. Fact: You can always count on the Vatican to throw a beatification party, albeit a little late for the real heroes.
• Headline: POLICE UPBRAIDED ON THEIR GROOMING. Impact: Police grooming standards sparked a nationwide debate about appearance and professionalism, igniting a movement that eventually led to the establishment of 'off-duty' fashion police. Fact: Who knew that the secret to effective law enforcement was a good haircut and a sharp uniform?.
• Headline: Lawyers to Be Sought For Free Consumer Aid. Impact: The drive for free consumer lawyers laid the groundwork for future legal aid movements, proving once and for all that sometimes you do need a lawyer to tell you that a 'free trial' usually isn't free. Fact: Consumer protection: because nothing says 'I'm here to help' like a lawyer with a hefty bill.
• Headline: Albanians Open a Mosque Here. Impact: The opening of the first mosque for Albanian Muslims marked a significant moment of cultural integration, which would eventually lead to a potluck of interfaith dialogues and a lot of delicious food. Fact: Albanian Muslims: proving that you can worship together and still argue about who makes the best baklava.