APRIL 6, 1972

Full News Archive

• Headline: Dr. Goldmark Named Yale Poynter Fellow. Impact: Dr. Goldmark's appointment at Yale led to a dramatic increase in the number of students who thought they could one day run their own communications corporations. This inspired a wave of entrepreneurial spirit that resulted in a long line of questionable startups, including one that sold rocks as 'natural WiFi boosters.'. Fact: Yale's Poynter Fellowship is where future media moguls go to learn just how to be slightly less terrible at their jobs..
• Headline: Major Drug Bust in Paris. Impact: The arrest of O Ohneisser and B Landeau inadvertently led to the creation of a whole new genre of crime documentaries, proving that every drug bust is just a plot twist waiting to happen.. Fact: When it comes to drug trafficking, the only thing more impressive than the networks is how quickly they can be disrupted by French police and the inevitable Netflix documentary..
• Headline: Marine Officer Killed. Impact: The death of the USMC lieutenant served as a grim reminder of the complexities of war, which led to countless debates on military strategy and the profound realization that sometimes, the best strategy is not to have a strategy at all.. Fact: Military operations often come with the unfortunate side effect of casualties, a detail that seems to escape many who discuss them from the comfort of their couches..
• Headline: Inquiry on Food Prices. Impact: The Nixon Administration's investigation into food prices created a ripple effect that led to the modern grocery store experience, where shoppers can choose between 12 different types of mustard while wondering if they’re being overcharged.. Fact: The IRS investigating food prices is like a kid going through their parents' wallets to see if they really have enough for candy; someone always ends up disappointed..
• Headline: DAVIS JURY HEARS OF EVENTS IN VAN. Impact: The testimony of G W Thomas not only brought new attention to the Davis case but also sparked a nationwide discussion on the safety and efficacy of police shootouts, which somehow led to increased sales of body armor among civilians.. Fact: The only thing worse than being permanently crippled is having to relive the events that caused it in a courtroom, while everyone else takes notes..
• Headline: HUE ALSO PRESSED. Impact: The renewed military efforts in Vietnam signified a shift towards more aggressive tactics, ultimately leading to a series of wars that would redefine military engagement in the decades to come. Thanks, North Vietnam!. Fact: When it comes to military strategies, the North Vietnamese were the original trendsetters, paving the way for future conflicts that would leave historians scratching their heads..
• Headline: Article 1 — No Title. Impact: The arrest of three women aiding workers in a strike sparked a movement that would eventually lead to labor laws that protect workers today, proving that sometimes you have to break a few rules to make a difference.. Fact: In Spain, aiding workers in a strike can get you arrested, while in other countries, it gets you a medal. Go figure..