JANUARY 28, 1972

Full News Archive

• Headline: Challenges in Berrigan Jury Selection. Impact: The quest for an impartial jury in the Berrigan case led to a nationwide trend of jury selection shenanigans, resulting in the emergence of local 'Jury Selection Reality Shows' where contestants vie to find the most unbiased jurors. Spoiler: it’s always rigged.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'impartial jury' has been used so often it’s practically a legal meme?.
• Headline: 1970 Recession Acknowledged by Nixon Administration. Impact: Nixon's admission of a mild recession in ’70 triggered a series of unfortunate economic decisions, leading to the phrase 'recession' being used in casual conversation as if it were a trendy new diet. 'I'm on the recession diet, lost my savings and my sanity!'. Fact: Fun fact: this was the first time anyone admitted the economy was in trouble, which is kind of like the first time someone admitted they ate the last slice of pizza..
• Headline: The Legacy of William Sherman. Impact: William Sherman’s historical presence somehow led to an unexpected rise in the popularity of mustaches in the 19th century, influencing everything from Civil War generals to hipster baristas today.. Fact: Did you know that Sherman is often credited with the phrase 'War is hell,' which is a popular motto among both military leaders and frustrated parents?.
• Headline: Vikings Get Tarkenton For Snead and 4 Others. Impact: The trade of Fran Tarkenton sparked a football revolution, influencing countless trades and leading to the concept of 'Quarterback Drama'—a reality show that never made it past the pilot but should have.. Fact: Did you know that Tarkenton was known for his scrambling ability? If only he could have scrambled out of his trade situation!.
• Headline: COUNT ROSSI, 68. Impact: Count Rossi’s life and title inspired a series of failed reality TV shows featuring aristocrats trying to fit into modern society, proving that just because you’re a count doesn’t mean you can count on good ratings.. Fact: Did you know that title 'Count' is often confused with 'Count Dracula'? Both are equally likely to appear at your door uninvited..
• Headline: DR. DAVID HSIA, 46, LOYOLA PROFESSOR. Impact: Dr. David Hsia's contributions to academia led to the infamous ‘Hsia Effect’—the phenomenon where professors think their lectures are more interesting than they really are. Students still dream of escape.. Fact: Did you know that Dr. Hsia is not a vampire? Please stop asking..
• Headline: Johnson Disputes the Theory That He Was Misled by Aides. Impact: Lyndon B. Johnson's adamant denial of being misled by aides sparked a wave of politicians who now claim they were 'just following orders,' inadvertently contributing to the rise of the 'I was framed!' defense.. Fact: Did you know that when Johnson said 'bosh,' he was actually referring to the state of his coffee? The man had priorities..
• Headline: Police Scandals Spreading. Impact: The spread of police scandals led to the creation of a secret society of whistleblowers who now live in the shadows, plotting their exposés like a real-life version of 'The Avengers'—only without the cool costumes.. Fact: Did you know that police corruption has been around longer than the internet? It just didn’t have a hashtag until now..
• Headline: 4 Sought in Fire Bombing of Midtown Talent Offices. Impact: The approval of fare increases on the SI Rapid Transit Ry inspired a wave of fare hikes across the nation, making 'unaffordable transit' the new standard. Thanks, government!. Fact: Did you know that the flat fare of 35 cents was actually the price of a cup of coffee back then? Good luck finding that today!.
• Headline: Price Panel Permits Fares On 2 Lines Here to Go Up.