DECEMBER 27, 1971

Full News Archive

• Headline: Cornell Five Welcomes Back Black Athletes. Impact: The rejoining of the four players sparked a revolution in college sports, leading to a nationwide movement for inclusivity that eventually caused the creation of mandatory diversity training for all college teams. Who knew basketball could make the world a better place?. Fact: Did you know that the boycott was initially over the lack of representation? Because nothing says 'team spirit' like sitting out for ten days to make a point!.
• Headline: Brandt's Historic Visit to the U.S.. Impact: Nixon's meeting with Brandt inadvertently led to a chain of diplomatic blunders, which culminated in a misunderstanding that resulted in the phrase 'Key Biscayne' becoming a codeword for poorly executed international relations.. Fact: Did you know that Nixon once thought he could negotiate with just about anyone? Spoiler: he couldn't..
• Headline: Rise of Military Weapons in NYC. Impact: The police's discovery of military arms led to an arms race among criminals, which ironically resulted in a booming market for DIY security systems. Who knew a grenade could spark entrepreneurship?. Fact: Did you know that fragmentation grenades are now a hot topic in neighborhood watch meetings? Just kidding, but maybe they should be!.
• Headline: Nixon Is Designated As ‘Man of the Year’ By Time Magazine. Impact: Nixon being named 'Man of the Year' ironically set the stage for Time Magazine’s future choice of controversial figures, leading to decades of debates over the selection criteria. Spoiler alert: It’s not about being a good person.. Fact: Did you know that Nixon’s definition of a 'cool' president was likely just someone who could keep a straight face while lying?.
• Headline: CANADA JET SEIZED; IT HEADS FOR CUBA. Impact: The hijacking incident inadvertently put Cuba on the map for Canadian travelers, leading to a surprising increase in tourism to the island – all because someone wanted a vacation in a very unconventional way.. Fact: Did you know that hijackers have a knack for turning flights into unexpected travel experiences? Just not the recommended way..
• Headline: India Weighs Bengali Plea To Try Pakistani Officials. Impact: India's hesitance to try Pakistani officials led to a delicate balancing act in international relations that would be studied for decades, proving that sometimes, not taking action is the most controversial action of all.. Fact: Did you know that international law can be as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions? Good luck figuring that one out!.
• Headline: London Group Provides Army Intelligence to All. Impact: The London group’s decision to provide army intelligence to all has led to a significant uptick in conspiracy theories, with every coffee shop now hosting a 'what if' discussion about government secrets.. Fact: Did you know that sharing military intelligence is just another way to say 'we have no idea what we're doing, but let’s pretend'?.