NOVEMBER 14, 1971

Full News Archive

• Headline: Insight into Fashion Buying Careers. Impact: If only B Judelle's book had been a bestseller, perhaps fashion buyers would have ruled the world by now, leading to a society dominated by haute couture and impractical shoes. Good luck running in those, right?. Fact: Did you know that the fashion industry is one of the most polluting industries in the world? But hey, at least we look good while destroying the planet!.
• Headline: End of 10% Excise Tax on Buses. Impact: By eliminating the 10% excise tax on transit buses, the Senate inadvertently set off a chain reaction that led to the rise of public transportation enthusiasts. Who knew eco-friendly bus rides would inspire the next generation of TikTok dance influencers?. Fact: Fun fact: The average bus can carry roughly 40 to 50 passengers, which is still much better than your friend's car that can only fit three and a half people if you squeeze them in..
• Headline: Araujo's Struggle for Independence. Impact: Araujo's story of rebellion sparked countless dinner table debates about freedom and autonomy, leading to a global increase in 'inspirational quotes' on social media. Thanks, Araujo, for making us all feel guilty about our couch-sitting habits!. Fact: Did you know that the fight for independence often involves more than just battles? Sometimes it includes a lot of paperwork and negotiations—so thrilling!.
• Headline: Hanoi Reported Massing Supplies for Major Drive. Impact: Nixon's air raid threats led to a significant increase in military strategy discussions, which eventually evolved into a popular board game. Who knew war could be so fun?. Fact: Did you know that the Ho Chi Minh Trail was a logistical marvel? It's like the Amazon Prime of the Vietnam War, delivering supplies faster than you can say 'conspiracy.'.
• Headline: Political Corn. Impact: Nixon's political maneuvering is credited with inspiring countless political cartoons and a few bad sitcoms. One could argue he was the original reality TV star—minus the charm.. Fact: Did you know that the Agricultural Department was established during the Lincoln administration? Because nothing screams progress like corn politics!.
• Headline: Movies. Impact: The movie industry’s incessant need for interviews led to a chain of events that resulted in the rise of the 'celebrity influencer.' If only they knew how to influence us to put down the popcorn.. Fact: Did you know that interviews are often scripted? So if you thought you were getting the real deal, surprise! It’s just another show..
• Headline: WASHINGTON. Impact: As the Justice Department hunted for conspiracy theories, they unknowingly started a trend of conspiracy podcasts that are now vastly more popular than actual news. Good job, guys!. Fact: Did you know that the Pentagon Papers were leaked by Daniel Ellsberg, who was later charged under the Espionage Act? Guess he didn’t get the memo about keeping secrets!.
• Headline: Shoemaker Breaks Hartack's Record for Stakes Victories in a Single Year. Impact: Shoemaker breaking the stakes record led to an unprecedented surge in horse betting, which subsequently inspired a terrible reality TV show about racehorses and their dramatic lives. Thanks, Shoemaker!. Fact: Did you know that horse racing is one of the oldest sports, dating back over 4,500 years? And yet somehow, we still can’t figure out how to get them to stop eating the wrong things!.