SEPTEMBER 26, 1971

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• Headline: Citizens Evaluate Congress: Humphrey's Initiative. Impact: This humble request for citizen oversight led to a future where every citizen suddenly felt qualified to critique Congress, resulting in more Twitter debates than actual legislation.. Fact: Did you know that if citizens studied Congress for real, they'd probably need a PhD in sarcasm and a minor in 'How to Avoid Head Explosions'?.
• Headline: Exploring Brassai's Photography Masterpieces. Impact: Brassai's one-man show sparked the selfie phenomenon, ultimately leading to an age where everyone thinks they are a photographer. Thanks, Brassai, for the endless stream of duck-face selfies!. Fact: Fun fact: Brassai probably never imagined that his work would inspire people to take pictures of their food, cats, and bathroom mirrors..
• Headline: Don Juan's 21‐Year Affair With the Met. Impact: Don Juan's long affair with the Met has led to countless operas about failed romances, which in turn inspired a generation of emo musicians. Thanks a lot, Don Juan.. Fact: Did you know that Don Juan is basically the original 'bad boy' trope? He could have had his own reality TV show if only he had an Instagram account..
• Headline: IN THE NATION. Impact: The move to Texas highlighted the migration of clubs, which later led to the phenomenon of 'Texas-sized' everything, including egos and BBQ portions.. Fact: Did you know that moving clubs to Texas is like moving a library to a candy store? Because who needs culture when you can have a two-pound brisket?.
• Headline: Prelate in Brazilian Dispute Flies to Rome for Synod. Impact: The prelate's flight to Rome for a synod set a trend for religious leaders to travel far and wide for meetings, creating a new class of frequent flyer miles that even the Pope envies.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing flying faster than the prelate to Rome is the rumor mill about why he actually went there..
• Headline: Hugo Black— ‘An Elemental Force’. Impact: Hugo Black's tribute elevated the concept of 'elemental forces,' eventually leading to the rise of influencers claiming to be 'forces of nature' on social media. Spoiler alert: they aren't.. Fact: Did you know that if you call yourself an 'elemental force' on social media, you might just be a really enthusiastic weather pattern?.
• Headline: Is this written in the stars?; See It Through With Nguyen Van Thieu. Impact: The tragic impact of war on Vietnam caused global awareness that led to countless peace movements, which were often interrupted by people arguing about whether avocado toast is worth $12.. Fact: Did you know that Nguyen Van Thieu could have won awards for dodging accountability? He practically invented the art of political limbo!.
• Headline: OBSERVER. Impact: R Baker's commentary on America's crisis in heroes led to a generation idolizing anti-heroes, and now we have superhero movies where the villain gets more love than the hero—thanks for that, America.. Fact: Did you know that the only place where villains get more love than heroes is in the comment sections of YouTube videos?.
• Headline: Medicine/Environment. Impact: The discussion on PCB threats paved the way for modern environmental activism, leading to more recycling bins than public restrooms. You're welcome, Earth.. Fact: Fun fact: 'PCB' is not just a chemical threat; it also stands for 'Please Consider Banishing' all the plastic straws!.