NOVEMBER 18, 1970

Full News Archive

• Headline: Thomas Gifford, Legendary Fisherman Passes Away. Impact: Thomas Gifford's death marked the end of an era in fishing records. Little did he know, his records would inspire countless fishing enthusiasts to exaggerate their own catches for decades to come.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'the one that got away' became much more popular after Gifford's records? Coincidence? I think not!.
• Headline: Kennedy Won't Seek Shift To Foreign Relations Panel. Impact: Kennedy's refusal to join the Foreign Relations Panel inadvertently set the stage for future politicians to avoid responsibility, leading to a generation of leaders who think 'staying in your lane' is a viable strategy.. Fact: Did you know that the Foreign Relations Committee is like the high school debate team of Congress? Only the cool kids get to sit at the table!.
• Headline: James W. Brown Is Dead at 68; Ex‐Head of Editor & Publisher. Impact: James W. Brown's passing left a void in the journalism world, leading to a series of editorials that would ultimately influence the rise of sensationalism in media. Thanks, James, for paving the way for clickbait!. Fact: Did you know that becoming the head of Editor & Publisher is basically like being crowned 'King of the Newsroom'? Too bad there’s no royal family to pass that title onto..
• Headline: COURT RESTRICTS NEWS SUBPOENAS. Impact: The court's decision on news subpoenas created a ripple effect that allowed journalists to breathe a little easier, leading to a golden age of investigative reporting—until they all realized they still had to pay rent.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'compelling need' sounds very much like the title of a poorly written thriller novel? Spoiler alert: it ends with a journalist being chased by government agents!.
• Headline: Theater: On Young Love. Impact: Theater production 'On Young Love' subtly inspired generations of playwrights to explore the depths of awkward teenage relationships, proving once and for all that angst can make for great drama—even if it’s cringe-worthy.. Fact: Did you know that matinee shows are basically just a fancy way of saying 'we know you have better things to do at night'?.
• Headline: POLICE ARREST 32 AT SQUATTER SITE. Impact: The police arrests at the squatter site sparked a movement that would lead to future protests and discussions about housing rights, inadvertently creating a generation of activists who would camp out in front of city halls instead.. Fact: Did you know that squatting is like being an uninvited guest who refuses to leave? It's a real skill set that not everyone possesses!.
• Headline: U.S. Details Case Against Calley. Impact: The case against Calley became a flashpoint for discussions about military ethics and civilian casualties, rippling through time to inspire future anti-war movements and documentaries that make you question everything.. Fact: Did you know that the My Lai Massacre, which Calley was involved in, is often cited as a pivotal moment in American military history? It's a real somber topic that still haunts military discussions today..