MAY 2, 1970

Full News Archive

• Headline: U.S. Investigates Copper Pricing Irregularities. Impact: This inquiry led to a decade-long obsession with copper pricing, ultimately resulting in a bizarre fad where hipsters started making jewelry out of recycled copper pipes. Who knew plumbing could be chic?. Fact: Did you know that copper is often referred to as 'the metal of Rome'? I guess that makes the U.S. inquiry a modern-day Roman holiday!.
• Headline: Panther Protest Sparks Town Precautions. Impact: The greased flagpole incident inspired generations of pranksters, leading to the infamous 'greased pole' competitions in summer camps across America. Because nothing says freedom like slipping down a pole.. Fact: Did you know that the Yippies were known for their theatrical protests? I mean, who doesn’t like a little drama with their politics?.
• Headline: Ewan MacColl and Peggy Seeger Perform. Impact: Ewan MacColl's concert inadvertently sparked a movement where town hall meetings turned into open mic nights, eventually leading to the rise of amateur poets and musicians everywhere. Because nothing screams civic duty like a bad acoustic rendition of 'Wonderwall.'. Fact: Did you know Ewan MacColl is often called the 'father of folk'? Probably because he was too busy singing to have time for a real job..
• Headline: Kennedy Describes Action In Cambodia as ‘Madness’. Impact: Kennedy's use of the word 'madness' popularized the phrase in political discourse, leading to countless memes and a rise in the sales of 'Mad Hatter' hats. Welcome to the world of chaotic fashion!. Fact: Did you know that describing something as 'madness' is now a standard response for any political crisis? Just ask Twitter..
• Headline: Ford in Moscow's Future. Impact: The potential deal between Henry Ford and the USSR set off a chain reaction of American companies trying to cash in on the Cold War, eventually leading to the creation of the 'Ford Fiesta'—the car that would bring all nations together on the dance floor.. Fact: Did you know that Ford's name is synonymous with 'innovation'? At least until someone invents a better way to run a car without gas..
• Headline: Mitchell Warns of Danger In Attacks on High Court. Impact: Mitchell's warning became a rallying cry for lawyers everywhere, leading to the creation of a 'Court of Public Opinion' where everyone has a chance to argue their case—especially on social media. Spoiler alert: the judges are all on vacation.. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. Supreme Court is often called the 'highest court in the land'? I guess that makes the justices the ultimate 'high' judges..
• Headline: POLICE POSTPONE TIE‐UP OVER PAY. Impact: The postponement led to a series of negotiations that ultimately resulted in police unions adopting a 'no tie, no salary' policy, giving birth to the casual Friday movement. Who needs a tie when you're protecting and serving?. Fact: Did you know that 'tie-up' can refer to both traffic issues and police negotiations? I guess you could say they were really 'tied up' in knots!.
• Headline: Boycott Continues at City University. Impact: The student boycott inspired a generation of activists who realized that skipping classes was a great way to protest while still claiming to be 'too busy' for school. Who knew laziness could be so revolutionary?. Fact: Did you know that boycotting is basically the adult version of refusing to eat your vegetables? 'I’ll show you by not showing up!'.
• Headline: Soviet Publishes Works Of Brezhnev Since '64. Impact: The publication of Brezhnev's works led to an underground trend where Soviet citizens would host 'Brezhnev Book Clubs,' which were really just excuses to complain about the government while sipping vodka.. Fact: Did you know that Brezhnev was known for his mustache? It was practically a symbol of Soviet pride—right next to the hammer and sickle!.