AUGUST 5, 1969

Full News Archive

• Headline: NYSE Resumes Full Transfer Service. Impact: The resumption of this transfer service inadvertently sparked a love affair with stocks in the 80s, leading to the infamous 'stock market crash' of 1987. Who knew a little paperwork could lead to economic chaos?. Fact: Did you know that the NYSE is basically the world's most expensive game of Monopoly? Except, instead of 'Go,' you just go bankrupt..
• Headline: Mystery of the Michigan Co-Ed Murder. Impact: The investigation linked to this slaying set off a wave of increased security measures on college campuses, leading to the creation of more campus police departments than there are students. Thanks, Michigan!. Fact: Did you know that Ypsilanti is home to the famous 'Ypsi-Whopper'? A burger so big, it could probably solve your hunger issues faster than a police investigation could solve a murder..
• Headline: Latest Pictures of Mars Show Varied Markings Unlike Moon's. Impact: The detailed pictures of Mars led to a surge in sci-fi movies and conspiracy theories about alien life. Now, we have more Martian movies than actual Martians. Talk about overkill!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing redder than Mars is the face of every conspiracy theorist after a failed prediction about Martian invasions?.
• Headline: SIHANOUK DEMANDS A NEW REGIME SOON. Impact: Sihanouk's demand for a new regime sparked political upheaval that eventually led to decades of civil strife in Cambodia, proving that sometimes, asking for change can lead to chaos instead.. Fact: Did you know that Norodom Sihanouk was once a movie star? Apparently, his best role was playing 'the guy who really wanted a new government.'.
• Headline: Employment Strong in July Despite Jobless Rate Rise; Employment Reported Strong in July. Impact: The rise in unemployment highlighted systemic issues that would later inspire numerous social movements. So, in essence, the job market gave birth to activism. Who knew being jobless could be a catalyst for change?. Fact: Did you know that the BLS stands for 'Bureau of Labor Statistics'? But sometimes, I think it should stand for 'Bureau of Laughable Statistics' based on the job market's performance..
• Headline: CON ED POWER CUT 20% BY MISHAPS; LONG CRISIS AHEAD; Generator Repair May Take Up to Month -- Consumers Help Save Electricity. Impact: The power crisis resulted in New Yorkers becoming more energy-efficient—until they forgot all about it and went back to their old ways. Who needs a power crisis when you have smartphones?. Fact: Did you know that during the blackout of '65, people actually talked to each other instead of their phones? Shocking, I know..
• Headline: MADDOX PLANNING SCHOOL 'SEMINAR'; Invites Southern Officials to Event Like One in '68. Impact: Maddox's seminar created a template for public officials to hold events that mostly served as echo chambers for their own views. Today, we call them 'political rallies.' How progressive!. Fact: Did you know that Maddox's seminars were basically the precursor to today's social media influencers? Only with less avocado toast and more political rhetoric..
• Headline: DeLury Bids City Offer Health Plan; CITY HEALTH PLAN SOUGHT BY UNION. Impact: DeLury's health plan discussions contributed to the convoluted mess that is today's healthcare system. So, if you're confused about your health insurance, you can thank this little gem.. Fact: Did you know that health plans are like relationships? They often start off great, but can quickly turn complicated, expensive, and full of hidden fees..