JANUARY 28, 1969

Full News Archive

• Headline: Penn Central Rail-Rate Hike Halted. Impact: By blocking this rate rise, the NY PSC may have inadvertently saved countless small businesses from bankruptcy, which means more mom-and-pop shops, which means more coffee shops, which means more hipsters. You're welcome, world.. Fact: Did you know that back in the day, railroads were the Instagram influencers of their time? Everyone wanted to be seen riding the latest train!.
• Headline: Resolution of the United Shoeworkers Strike. Impact: The end of the shoe strike meant more shoes for everyone, which inevitably led to the rise of questionable fashion choices. Thanks a lot, United Shoeworkers.. Fact: Did you know that shoes have been a status symbol for centuries? So really, this strike was about more than just footwear—it was about social standing. Who knew a pair of loafers could dictate your life?.
• Headline: COURT BARS ROLE IN CHURCH DOGMA; Says Judges May Not Settle Property Suits Based on Intrafaith Controversy COURT BARS ROLE IN CHURCH DOGMA. Impact: This ruling helped establish the principle of separation of church and state, which may have saved the country from endless religious debates over who gets the last slice of pizza at church potlucks.. Fact: Did you know that this case was sparked by two churches squabbling over property? It's the original 'who gets the house' argument, just with more incense and less legalese..
• Headline: Ky Voices Willingness to Meet 'Other Side' for Private Talks; KY SAYS HE'D MEET WITH 'OTHER SIDE'. Impact: Ky's willingness to meet could have changed the course of history, but instead, it likely resulted in just a lot of awkward conversations and even more unacknowledged emails.. Fact: Did you know that Nguyen Cao Ky was known for his flashy style? He was basically the rockstar of Vietnamese politics—if rockstars had to deal with war instead of groupies..
• Headline: SOVIET ASSAILS U.S. FOR RAIDS ON LAOS. Impact: The USSR's warnings about US actions in Laos were essentially the beginning of the blame game that continues to this day. 'It's your fault!' 'No, it's your fault!'—and we all know how that ended.. Fact: Did you know that the Ho Chi Minh Trail was actually a series of supply routes used during the Vietnam War? So, in a way, it’s a lot like your local delivery service but with more explosions..
• Headline: Nixon Clashes With Clark Over Pledging Judgeships; NIXON AND CLARK CLASH ON JUDGES President Denies Pledging Approval of 5 Johnson Nominated for Bench. Impact: Nixon's clash over judgeships not only reflected the political tensions of the time but also paved the way for future presidents to realize that nominations are less about qualifications and more about who you know.. Fact: Did you know that political clashes over judgeships often resemble middle school drama? It’s all about who gets to sit at the cool kids' table..
• Headline: HICKEL ASKS AIDES FOR THEIR BEST IDEAS. Impact: Hickel's quest for ideas likely led to the creation of some truly ridiculous proposals, including, but not limited to, a national 'bring your pet to work' day. The horror!. Fact: Did you know that asking for ideas without a budget is like inviting your friends to dinner and expecting them to bring their own food? Good luck with that..
• Headline: A Sound System for Senate Chamber. Impact: The installation of a sound system in the Senate was the first step towards making political speeches slightly less torturous. Who knew a good mic could be revolutionary?. Fact: Did you know that prior to this, senators often had to yell to be heard? It’s like a really boring concert where the audience is just trying to stay awake while the band plays..