NOVEMBER 23, 1968

Full News Archive

• Headline: UK Increases Taxes on Imports and Goods. Impact: This tax increase set off a chain reaction that led to the introduction of the 'bring your own booze' policy at pubs, which, in turn, inspired a generation of resourceful drinkers to sneak flasks into every conceivable social event.. Fact: Fun fact: You could buy a pint of beer for less than what a pint of blood would cost you in these tax-heavy times!.
• Headline: Senator Murphy Tax Lien. Impact: Murphy's tax lien sparked a political trend where politicians began treating taxes like a game of hide-and-seek—except they were always the ones hiding.. Fact: Did you know that the IRS has more ways to find you than your high school crush?.
• Headline: Apparel Retailers Awaiting Signal From France; Devaluation Could Be Spur to Imports by Merchants Here If Prices Are Held Down. Impact: The waiting game of retailers turned into a frenzy of fashion consultants who, sensing a profit, began predicting the next big trends based on the whims of currency fluctuations.. Fact: Did you know that fashion is the only industry where 'waiting for the right moment' is a legitimate business strategy?.
• Headline: Explosion in High School. Impact: This tragic event galvanized communities to prioritize school safety, leading to the creation of the 'fire drill' as a standard practice, forever changing how students perceive the concept of 'fun in school.'. Fact: In the wake of such tragedies, it's fascinating how schools have evolved to prioritize safety drills over actual learning..
• Headline: Mexican Student Leaders Decide to Call off Strike. Impact: The end of the strike marked a pivotal moment for student activism, leading to a generation of students who learned that sometimes you just have to go back to class and pretend you care about math.. Fact: Did you know that the average student can only maintain a strike for as long as it takes to finish their favorite video game?.
• Headline: BURNED-OUT YESHIVA IS AIDED BY LINDSAY. Impact: Mayor Lindsay's visit to the yeshiva turned into a PR masterclass, resulting in an influx of donations for burnt-out schools, and inadvertently launching a trend of celebrity charity visits that still plagues us today.. Fact: Did you know that sometimes, the best way to get things done is to set something on fire and wait for the mayor to show up?.
• Headline: Powell Parole Extended In Contempt Case Here. Impact: This extension of Powell's parole set a new precedent for the justice system, leading to the modern phenomenon of 'celebrity parole' where everyone suddenly becomes interested in the lives of the legally challenged.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing longer than Powell's parole was the public's interest in his case!.