FEBRUARY 21, 1968

Full News Archive

• Headline: Debate Over 'Seven Descents of Myrtle' Title. Impact: This title tussle over 'Seven Descents of Myrtle' versus 'Kingdom of Earth' led to a cascade of future playwrights understanding that sometimes, titles can be more important than the actual play. Just ask any confused audience member who wandered into a show expecting a musical about gardening.. Fact: Fun fact: The title of a play is often more scrutinized than the actual script. Maybe they should just start naming plays after popular snacks; everyone loves popcorn..
• Headline: Iraq's Stubborn Political Landscape. Impact: This realization that the regime was disliked but not going anywhere sparked a wave of apathy that would echo through history, teaching future generations that sometimes, voting feels like picking between a rock and a hard place… but with way more bureaucracy.. Fact: It’s fascinating how the lack of alternatives can make you feel nostalgic for the bad options. It’s like being stuck in traffic and wishing for the good old days of a broken-down car..
• Headline: SOUTH AFRICA GIVES WARNING ON BASES. Impact: This warning set off a domino effect that made countries rethink their military alliances. Britain's reliance on South African bases became a cautionary tale, leading to the classic game of 'who's not going to share their toys?' in international relations.. Fact: Did you know that military bases can be as much about politics as about defense? It’s like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, but with more tanks and fewer seats..
• Headline: State Police to Act On Narcotics Here; STATE POLICE GET A DRUG ROLE HERE. Impact: The formation of a new drug control strategy led to a nationwide trend of trying to outsmart the drug dealers, which resulted in more creative code names for operations than in a bad spy movie.. Fact: It’s funny how the government thinks they can just 'strip powers' and it’ll fix everything. If only solving problems was as easy as getting rid of the remote control for the TV..
• Headline: Soviet Charges Chinese Curb Travel of Diplomats. Impact: This diplomatic spat led to more closed doors than a bad soap opera. It showed everyone that sometimes, the only thing scarier than a border is the truth behind it. Spoiler alert: it's always a bit messy.. Fact: Funny how diplomats are supposed to be the smooth talkers, yet they end up in more travel disputes than a family trying to decide where to go for vacation..
• Headline: Israelis Doubt Jarring's Efforts Will Yield Any Further Results; Israelis Doubt Jarring's Effort Will Give Results. Impact: This skepticism contributed to the longstanding belief that peace processes are like diet plans—full of promises but rarely yielding the desired results. The ripple effect? Endless negotiations and a lot of eye-rolling.. Fact: Did you know that when it comes to peace talks, the real challenge is finding a mediator who doesn’t need a nap every five minutes? It’s a marathon, not a sprint!.
• Headline: Joint Bill in Albany Backs Police Right to Shoot to Kill; Broader Powers for Residents in State to Counter Intruders in Homes Are Also Sought in Compromise BILL BACKS POLICE ON RIGHT TO SHOOT. Impact: This bill transformed the state into a real-life version of ‘The Wild West,’ where everyone suddenly thought they were a cowboy. Spoiler: it didn't end well for anyone involved.. Fact: It’s entertaining how laws can turn ordinary citizens into wannabe action heroes. Just wait until the next neighborhood watch meeting turns into a casting call for the next big blockbuster..
• Headline: ITALY'S BISHOPS GET WARNING ON LAITY. Impact: This warning set the stage for a more engaged laity in church matters, proving that sometimes all you need is a little nudge (or a stern warning) to get the congregation involved in the decision-making process. Who knew bishops had such power?. Fact: Did you know that church politics can be just as intense as national politics? Maybe that's why the pews are often more crowded during sermons about morality than during the ones about donations..