NOVEMBER 24, 1967

Full News Archive

• Headline: Kansas City Club Opens Doors to Jews. Impact: By admitting two Jews, the Kansas City Club inadvertently set off a chain reaction. This led to a nationwide trend of clubs admitting diverse members, eventually resulting in the creation of the very first 'inclusive' country club, where even your cat could get a membership if it could prove its worth at golf.. Fact: The Jews were probably just there for the kugel and not the cocktails. Who knew they’d be the ones to break the bias barrier?.
• Headline: Rising Mortgage Rates Alert Homebuyers. Impact: As mortgage interest rates climbed, the concept of 'buying a house' transformed from a delightful American dream into an ongoing episode of 'Survivor: Home Edition.' Homeowners began to form alliances and trade mortgage tips like they were rare Pokémon cards.. Fact: Did you know that at 6.38%, your chances of actually affording a home dropped faster than your self-esteem after browsing Zillow?.
• Headline: GRIPSHOLM DOCKS HERE AFTER FIRE; Passengers Tell of Waiting on Deck in the Dark Few Hear Blast SOS Upsets People. Impact: The fire on the Gripsholm set off a series of maritime safety reforms, leading to the eventual development of a safety manual that is still more confusing than IKEA assembly instructions.. Fact: Passengers on the Gripsholm were left in the dark—literally and figuratively. Nothing like a good fire to spark a conversation about safety, right?.
• Headline: LAST OF FOE QUIT HILL NEAR DAKTO; G.I.'S IN CONTROL; More Paratroops Wounded as Mortar Fire Goes On From a Nearby Ridge AMERICAN TOLL AT 274 Gen. Peers Believes Enemy May Have Decided to End the Action After 4 Days 1,377 of Foe Dead LAST OF FOE QUIT HILL NEAR DAKTO. Impact: With the last of the foe quitting near Dakto, the G.I.s unknowingly set the stage for future generations to argue about the merits of military strategy over family dinner for decades to come.. Fact: 274 American lives lost is a heavy toll, but you have to wonder if the enemy was just as confused by the whole thing as we are about history class..
• Headline: O.A.U. Will Consult Biafrans; Names Ankrah as Its Emissary; Concessions Sought Selassie Heads Mission. Impact: The O.A.U.'s consultation with Biafrans marked the beginning of more international interventions, which eventually spiraled into global leaders deciding that they should just start calling each other for advice like it's a group therapy session.. Fact: Lt Gen Ankrah was chosen as emissary, probably because he had the best snacks in his meeting room. Snack diplomacy is a real thing, folks..
• Headline: U.S. BIDS WORLD FIGHT TRADE BARS; 'Protectionism Is Endemic in All Countries,' Roth Tells Geneva Parley TREND HERE CONCEDED But Washington Negotiator in Kennedy Round Sees Barriers Elsewhere U.S. Aide Is Hopeful Dairy Nations Irked U.S. BIDS WORLD FIGHT TRADE BARS Chalfont to Visit Luxembourg. Impact: The U.S. declaration to combat trade barriers set off an endless cycle of tariffs and trade wars, leading to people wondering if they should start investing in a 'Barriers to Trade' themed board game.. Fact: Roth claimed protectionism was endemic everywhere—kind of like your uncle at family gatherings, always hoarding the good snacks..
• Headline: Midwest Stock Exchange Picks Young Accountant as Its Chief. Impact: The appointment of a young accountant as the Midwest Stock Exchange president led to an influx of young, hip accountants, turning Wall Street into the new hotspot for brunches and artisanal coffee.. Fact: Nothing screams excitement like a young accountant, right? Next thing you know, they'll be throwing stock tips like confetti at parties..
• Headline: View From a Discount Window; Collateral Delivered by Messengers to Federal Reserve DISCOUNT WINDOW A BUSTLING PLACE Holdings Have Changed Busier Times Loom. Impact: The bustling discount window at the Federal Reserve became a metaphor for how banks would soon treat their cash flow—like it was on a never-ending roller coaster of highs and lows.. Fact: The discount window hasn’t actually done any discounting since '40—talk about a commitment issue!.
• Headline: Groups Back Beautification. Impact: The backing of beautification efforts by these groups turned into a national obsession with aesthetics, leading to future generations planting flowers in the most unlikely places, just to make life Instagram-worthy.. Fact: The Sierra Club and National Urban League teaming up? It’s like the Avengers of urban beautification—who knew saving the planet could look so good?.