NOVEMBER 15, 1967

Full News Archive

• Headline: U.S. Mission Reaffirms Support for Vietnam Services. Impact: The U.S. mission's successful smoothing over of differences led to a series of diplomatic brunches that somehow resulted in the invention of the phrase 'let's agree to disagree,' which is now the official motto of Congress. Fact: Did you know that brunch was originally a way for diplomats to avoid actual discussions? Eggs Benedict, the great peacemaker!.
• Headline: Sato Backs U.S. Vietnam Policy at White House. Impact: Sato's praise for U.S. policy solidified the idea of 'supporting your allies' at the expense of everyone else, leading to a long tradition of political back-patting that continues to this day. Fact: Fun fact: 'peace and stability' is often code for 'we're going to ignore the actual problems and call it diplomacy.'.
• Headline: Johnson's Vietnam War Evaluation Study. Impact: The evaluation process set a precedent for future governments where they would pay for reports to tell them what they wanted to hear - thus birthing the term 'alternative facts.'. Fact: Did you know that military evaluations often produce more confusion than clarity? It's like asking your dog to evaluate your cooking.
• Headline: Britain's Friends in Europe Like Wilson Proposal on Technology; Britain's Friends in Europe Like Wilson Technology Proposal. Impact: Wilson's technology proposal was the spark that ignited an era of tech jargon, leading to countless meetings where jargon was spoken but nothing was accomplished - we now call this the 'tech bubble.'. Fact: It's said that for every time 'synergy' is mentioned in a meeting, somewhere a startup is born. So, thanks, Wilson!.
• Headline: Chairman of Pfizer Testifies on Pricing; PFIZER CHAIRMAN GIVES PRICE VIEWS. Impact: This testimony led to an ongoing game of pharmaceutical pricing, where companies compete to see who can charge more for less, ultimately resulting in the invention of discount coupons. Fact: Did you know that the price of prescription drugs is like a rollercoaster? Thrilling but you also lose your lunch.
• Headline: Father Who Paid to Keep Son From Draft Freed; Judge Acquits L.I. Man Due to Fact That He Did Not Know Details of Transaction. Impact: This case highlighted the absurd lengths parents will go to for their children, influencing future generations to invent elaborate schemes for avoiding chores. Fact: It's interesting how ignorance of the law can sometimes be a get-out-of-jail-free card. Maybe I should try that next time I speed!.
• Headline: RETURN VISIT PAID BY ALARD QUARTET. Impact: The Alard Quartet's return visit sparked a renaissance in classical music appreciation, leading to the awkward combination of tuxedos and flip-flops at modern outdoor concerts. Fact: Did you know that quartets are like the original boy bands? Just with less dancing and more stringed instruments.
• Headline: Olive Groves Damaged. Impact: The damage to olive groves in Kalamata not only affected the local economy but also led to a global olive oil shortage, prompting the rise of the 'black market' for extra virgin oil. Fact: Olive oil is often referred to as 'liquid gold' – not just for its price, but because it's pretty slippery when it comes to regulations!.
• Headline: 2 PLANES SET AFIRE BY ENEMY AT DAKTO. Impact: The attack on the planes at Dakto signified a turning point in the Vietnam War, leading to increased military strategies that are still debated by historians today. Fact: The destruction of aircraft often leads to more than just loss of equipment; it can also spark new tactics that literally take flight in future conflicts.
• Headline: G.I. to Get Medal of Honor. Impact: The award of the Medal of Honor to Sgt. C.B. Morris became a symbol of bravery and sacrifice, influencing military honors for generations and reminding us that heroism sometimes goes unnoticed until it's too late. Fact: Medals of Honor are often given posthumously, which is a bittersweet reminder that you can be a hero even after you're gone.