JULY 5, 1967

Full News Archive

• Headline: Meredith's Historic March Concludes in Mississippi. Impact: Meredith's peaceful conclusion in Mississippi sent shockwaves through time that ultimately led to a future where people march for even stranger reasons, like pizza toppings or the right to wear socks with sandals. Thanks, Meredith.. Fact: Meredith's walk was one of those life-changing events that made everyone realize that walking can actually be a form of protest. Who knew?.
• Headline: Britain's Entry Terms for Common Market. Impact: Britain's terms for Common Market entry were like the awkward first date that led to a long-term relationship filled with regret and endless discussions about trade tariffs.. Fact: The Hague is great for high-stakes negotiations, but it’s also where diplomats go to practice their poker faces. Who wouldn't want to bluff over a cup of tea?.
• Headline: A KENNEDY PLAN SEEKS SLUM JOBS AND LOWER RENTS; Senator Hopes to Induce Private Capital to Build Housing in the Ghettos WILL OFFER BILLS SOON Federal Subsidies Would Reduce Cost to the Poor While Raising Profits A KENNEDY PLAN SEEKS SLUM AID. Impact: Kennedy's plan to create jobs in slums led to a future where people would still be looking for jobs, but at least they would have a decent place to live while they did it. Progress, right?. Fact: Kennedy's plan was so ambitious that even the pigeons in the ghetto were like, 'Yeah, we’ll believe it when we see it.'.
• Headline: 2 Doctors Fly to Nicaragua. Impact: The flight of two doctors to Nicaragua was the beginning of a trend where physicians became the unofficial superheroes of the modern age, saving lives while simultaneously trying to avoid malpractice suits.. Fact: In a related story, the doctors thought they were going for a vacation, but ended up in a real-life episode of 'The Amazing Race.'.
• Headline: WORLD PRESS GROUP IN ATHENS FOR TALKS. Impact: The world press group in Athens was the precursor to the endless cycle of journalists chasing stories, which eventually led to the creation of reality TV. Thanks, press group!. Fact: Athens meetings also served as a reminder that the ancient Greeks had their own version of a press conference, but it involved less tweeting and more togas..
• Headline: British Tighten Grip in Aden. Impact: Britain tightening its grip in Aden set the stage for future geopolitical complexities. In other words, it was like playing Jenga with international relations—one wrong move and everything topples.. Fact: Aden was a hotspot for British colonial ambitions, proving that sometimes, having a grip means holding on too tightly until you can’t let go..
• Headline: Gypsies Throng to Wake of a 'King'. Impact: The throng of Gypsies at the wake of a 'King' turned into an annual festival celebrating community, but also led to a lot of really awkward family reunions. Thanks for that, Nicholas.. Fact: Gypsy funerals are known for their vibrant celebrations, proving that sometimes, the best way to honor someone is to throw the loudest party imaginable..
• Headline: H. EASTMAN HACKNEY. Impact: H. Eastman Hackney’s name will echo through time as the embodiment of a person who, despite being a footnote in history, somehow managed to have the most interesting name.. Fact: Some say Hackney should have been a famous detective, but instead he settled for being a mere footnote. Talk about wasted potential!.