MAY 12, 1967

Full News Archive

• Headline: Royal Ballet's 'La Fille Mal Gardée' Performance. Impact: After watching this dazzling performance, a group of New Yorkers spontaneously decided that ballet was the new rock 'n' roll, leading to a bizarre trend where ballet dancers appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone. The world was never the same.. Fact: Did you know that 'La Eille Mal Gardee' is one of the oldest ballets still regularly performed? It predates most modern pop hits, which is probably why the dancers had to wear tights instead of skinny jeans..
• Headline: First Photos of Moon's South Pole Captured. Impact: The first pictures of the Moon's south pole led to a rush of lunar tourism plans, which were, of course, instantly canceled when it was discovered that the Moon has no hotels. However, this sparked a new era of space-themed merchandise, including Moon-shaped cookies.. Fact: Fun fact: the South Pole of the Moon is like the hipster part of town—everyone claims they've been there, but very few actually have. It's just a dusty place with no Wi-Fi..
• Headline: Brandt Optimistic on European Peace Treaty. Impact: Brandt's optimism about nuclear treaties led to a global trend of more peace talks, which eventually resulted in every politician adopting the phrase 'We should totally get coffee sometime!' whenever they met. Thus, international diplomacy was forever redefined.. Fact: Isn't it ironic that while Brandt was talking about reducing war prospects, most people were just trying to figure out how to avoid awkward small talk at parties?.
• Headline: 7 Nevada Gaming Figures Indicted on Tax Charges; U.S. Jury Alleges 'Skimming' of Income by 4 Former and 3 Present Owners of Hotel-Casinos in Las Vegas By WALLACE TURNER Special to The New York Times 7 GAMBLERS FACE U.S. TAX CHARGES. Impact: The indictment of these gaming figures led to a secret underworld of 'how to cheat on your taxes while pretending to be a successful casino owner' workshops, which ironically became the inspiration for a hit reality TV show.. Fact: Who knew that gambling could lead to tax evasion? Next, we'll be finding out that the Easter Bunny is actually a tax accountant in disguise..
• Headline: THANT IS FEARFUL OF WIDER CONFLICT; Says Initial Phase of Third World War May Be Taking Place in Vietnam THANT IS FEARFUL OF WIDENING WAR. Impact: Thant's concerns about a third world war caused an unexpected surge in peace rallies. This trend eventually led to the creation of 'Peace Day', where everyone just sits around in silence, making awkward eye contact.. Fact: The fear of a world war can be quite paralyzing. It's like being invited to a party where you know there's going to be a food fight, but you still show up anyway..
• Headline: MISSISSIPPI GUARD STEMS NEGRO RIOT; Troops Take Over Campus of Jackson College After Two Persons Are Shot Mississippi Guard Quells Rioting Negro Students. Impact: This tragic event highlighted the severe racial tensions of the time, leading to an eventual civil rights movement that reshaped societal norms and prompted a wave of activism across the globe, proving that justice may be slow, but it does eventually catch up.. Fact: The Mississippi National Guard's intervention in this riot was a pivotal moment in American history, reminding us all that sometimes, the only thing standing between peace and chaos is a group of soldiers..
• Headline: Italian Envoy Resigns Over Fanfani's Stand. Impact: The Italian envoy's resignation sparked a trend of diplomats resigning over their leaders' questionable decisions, leading to a new career path: Professional Resigner. This role quickly gained popularity among disgruntled employees worldwide.. Fact: It's comforting to know that even diplomats face the same existential crises as the rest of us. Who knew the job description involved so much drama?.
• Headline: A SOVIET WARSHIP BUMPS U.S. VESSEL 2D TIME IN 2 DAYS; New Washington Protest Demands Moscow Halt Harassments at Sea DAMAGE TERMED LIGHT Johnson 'Concerned' About Incidents Congressmen Call for Strong Action Soviet Ship Bumps U.S. Vessel 2d Time in 2 Days. Impact: This maritime incident led to an unexpected increase in naval puns, with sailors everywhere claiming they were just trying to 'bump' into each other. The whole thing turned into a naval comedy show no one wanted to see.. Fact: It's nice to know that even in the midst of Cold War tensions, the ocean was still a place for naval accidents—because nothing says friendship like a good old-fashioned bump..
• Headline: Nixon, on Latin Tour, Hails Argentine Military Regime. Impact: Nixon's adoration of the Argentine military set a precedent for future leaders to praise questionable regimes, inadvertently leading to a global increase in awkward political selfies. 'Look, I'm with the dictator!' became a popular photo op.. Fact: Praise for military regimes is like the political version of liking a bad movie. You know it's not good, but you can't help but feel a little entertained by the absurdity..
• Headline: WATER-BILL FRAUD LAID TO BIG PLANT; Reichhold Chemicals Named by City in Apparent Bribes Over Last Four Years THE NEW YORK TIMES, FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1967 City Accuses Company of Apparent Bribery to Cut Water Bill. Impact: This scandal led to the invention of the 'Water Bill Bribery Bingo' game, where players could compete to see who could guess which city official would take bribes next. Spoiler: it was always a safe bet.. Fact: Bribery over water bills? Talk about a slippery slope! Next thing you know, they'll be offering free drinks to city officials at the local bar..