NOVEMBER 10, 1966

Full News Archive

• Headline: Nassau County's GOP Legislative Victory. Impact: The G.O.P. keeping its legislative delegation in Nassau led to a series of political decisions that helped shape local policies. This eventually spawned a state of affairs where 'bipartisanship' became a buzzword used to describe people politely ignoring each other. Fact: Did you know that 'G.O.P.' stands for 'Grand Old Party'? It’s like calling your grandma 'The Legendary Matriarch'—everyone knows she’s a handful.
• Headline: Minnesota Election Shakes Democratic Confidence. Impact: Democrats shaken by the Minnesota rout led to a rethinking of strategies, which eventually resulted in political strategists creating the infamous 'How to Lose Elections 101' course that is still being taught today. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more surprising than this political rout was the fact that people actually believed they could win in Minnesota without bringing cookies.
• Headline: U.S. Reverse in Africa; Guinea and Nigeria Ceasing to Be Major Props of American Policy. Impact: The U.S. reverse in Africa had a ripple effect that made American policy-makers rethink their approach, paving the way for future interventions that were just as effective as a chocolate teapot. Fact: Did you know that at one point, Guinea and Nigeria were like the cool kids in American foreign policy? Now they’re more like that awkward friend who always shows up uninvited.
• Headline: RONCALIO IS UPSET IN WYOMING CONTEST. Impact: Roncalio's upset in Wyoming sent shockwaves through the political landscape, causing future candidates to reconsider their platforms and leading to a series of campaigns that were as exciting as watching paint dry. Fact: Fun fact: In Wyoming, every election is a surprise party—only nobody really wants to be surprised.
• Headline: JOHNSON OPPOSED ON PRICE PICTURE; Ranking Reserve Executive Disputes View That Move to Stability Is Gaining HAYES SPEAKS IN TEXAS Blough Urges Broadening of Public's Understanding of Inflation Causes Hayes Challenges Johnson View That Price Stability Is Gaining. Impact: Hayes' opposition to Johnson on price stability ignited debates that eventually led to the creation of an entire generation of economists who argue about inflation like it's a sports match. Fact: Did you know that inflation is the only thing that can rise faster than a balloon in a helium factory? Or your blood pressure during a family dinner!.
• Headline: Ghanaian Faces Extradition. Impact: The extradition of K Armah set a precedent that made future politicians think twice about pocketing public funds, ultimately leading to a surge in creative excuses that would make even a magician proud. Fact: Fun fact: Extradition is basically the government saying, 'You can’t run from your problems.' Too bad it doesn’t work for student loans!.
• Headline: Makarios Backs Greek Stand. Impact: Makarios backing Greece's stand in talks with Turkey set off a domino effect of diplomatic discussions that resembled a game of chess played by toddlers—lots of moving pieces, but no one really knows what they’re doing. Fact: Did you know that diplomatic talks are like trying to resolve a family feud over Thanksgiving dinner? Everyone has an opinion, but no one is really listening.
• Headline: KIESINGER LEADS RACE TO SUCCEED TO ERHARD'S POST; Christian Democratic Wing in Bavaria Supports Him Nazi Past May Hurt VOTE TODAY TO DECIDE Gerstenmaier Pulls Out, but Barzel and Schroder Still Seek the Chancellorship Kiesinger Becomes the Leading Candidate to Succeed Erhard. Impact: Kiesinger leading the race to succeed Erhard’s post was like watching someone trip over a finish line—inevitable but still oddly amusing to witness. Fact: Did you know that every election in Germany has a hint of drama that could rival a soap opera? Tune in next week to see who gets the last slice of political pie!.