OCTOBER 26, 1966

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• Headline: Cathy Berberian's Avant-Garde Concert. Impact: This concert sparked a wave of avant-garde performances that eventually led to the modern meme culture, where people ironically appreciate bizarre music while simultaneously posting cat videos.. Fact: Cathy Berberian's concert was so avant-garde that even the cats in attendance were confused about whether to meow or hum along..
• Headline: City Plans Containership Terminal; City Plans a Containership Terminal. Impact: The construction of the containership terminal paved the way for New York City's future as a shipping hub, which inadvertently led to an increase in 'I Love NY' t-shirt sales.. Fact: The only thing more packed than a containership terminal is the subway during rush hour, but at least the containers don't complain..
• Headline: 2 MISTAKES LAID TO POLIO RESEARCH; Scientist Says Lag in Basic Facts Caused Errors. Impact: These research missteps highlighted the importance of foundational knowledge, leading to the establishment of more robust scientific protocols, which ironically, did not prevent future blunders in unrelated fields.. Fact: In the scientific community, admitting mistakes is like a badge of honor—just one that nobody wants to wear too often..
• Headline: DEMOCRATS FOUND AIDED BY WAR VIEW. Impact: The perception that Democrats were favored by the war view led to decades of political strategizing that would confuse voters and politicians alike, creating the perfect storm for future election cycles.. Fact: Polling data has proven one thing: the only thing Americans love more than a good war is a good political debate—preferably while holding a cup of coffee..
• Headline: Anti-Soviet Fervor Heightens in China, Russians Are Told. Impact: This rising fervor eventually fueled a cultural revolution that left China and the USSR in a more complicated relationship, resulting in decades of tension and a lot of really awkward diplomatic dinners.. Fact: The only thing more tense than Sino-Soviet relations is a family reunion after a political argument—just add a few more spies and you have a recipe for disaster..
• Headline: PICASSO TURNS 85 ON HIS OWN TIME; Out of Sight, He Apparently Is Not Interested in Fetes. Impact: Picasso's aversion to his own birthday celebrations led to an underground art movement where artists celebrated their own obscurity, forever changing the landscape of modern art.. Fact: You know you’ve made it in the art world when you can ignore your own birthday and still have people throw parties in your honor—let’s hope they remember the cake..
• Headline: Pentagon's Timetable Is Reported in Plan to Lower the Mental Qualifications for Military Service. Impact: This decision created a ripple effect that led to a series of questionable military strategies and a newfound appreciation for the phrase 'it's the thought that counts'.. Fact: Lowering mental qualifications is like lowering the bar at a limbo contest—great for some, but you might end up with some very interesting dance moves..