JANUARY 14, 1966

Full News Archive

• Headline: New Tax Withholding Plan Introduced. Impact: The tax withholding plan led to countless Americans mastering the fine art of procrastination. If they had only known the joy of paying taxes quarterly, perhaps they'd have invented a new holiday: 'Tax Day Eve'!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more complicated than the tax code is trying to explain it to your grandma?.
• Headline: Birmingham Civil Rights March Dispersed. Impact: This moment of police violence would eventually inspire a wave of movements and protests that would ripple through time, leading to a future where people hold signs and chant slogans in every corner of the globe. Who knew blocking intersections could cause such a traffic jam in the timeline of social change?. Fact: Did you know that Birmingham became a hotbed for civil rights activism? It's the only place where being 'clubbbed' isn't a good thing..
• Headline: Soviet Signals and Venusian Echoes. Impact: The successful signal bounce off Venus set the stage for humanity's obsession with space communication. Who knew that a radio signal would later lead to Netflix binges about alien civilizations? Thanks, USSR!. Fact: Did you know that Venus is often considered Earth's 'evil twin'? Maybe because it's always getting signals but never calling back!.
• Headline: Miss Whitworth Named Female Athlete of Year. Impact: Miss Whitworth's title would go on to inspire countless young women to pursue athletics, eventually leading to the rise of competitive sports reality shows. Thanks, K Whitworth, for paving the way for future TV drama!. Fact: Did you know that being named 'Athlete of the Year' isn't as glamorous as it sounds? It's like winning a gold star in kindergarten, but with more press coverage..
• Headline: Westminster Abbey's Relics In 900th-Anniversary Show. Impact: The relics exhibit at Westminster Abbey served to remind the world of its rich history, making tourists wonder if they too could one day be as revered as those relics. Spoiler alert: they're probably not getting a 900-year anniversary!. Fact: Did you know that Westminster Abbey is like the ultimate VIP lounge for dead kings and queens? Just don't expect a selfie with Henry VIII!.
• Headline: Withholding Tax Plan. Impact: The withholding tax plan became a bureaucratic labyrinth that would haunt taxpayers for decades to come. Little did they know, they were just a step away from creating an entire industry dedicated to tax evasion... I mean, tax advice.. Fact: Did you know that 'withholding' is just a fancy term for 'we're going to take your money before you even see it'?.
• Headline: Jury Selection Is Lagging In Malcolm X Murder Case. Impact: The lag in jury selection for the Malcolm X murder case would eventually lead to a long history of delays in high-profile trials, causing future lawyers to develop skills in dramatic courtroom speeches. Who knew a slow process could have a silver lining?. Fact: Did you know that jury selection can often take longer than the actual trial? It's like waiting for your pizza to arrive while you stare at an empty plate..
• Headline: PRESIDENT NAMES WEAVER TO HEAD HOUSING AGENCY; Negro Chosen to Run New Department Is First of His Race Picked for Cabinet DEPUTY ALSO APPOINTED Johnson Calls Top Nominee Best of 300 Considered Confirmation Expected President Names Weaver Housing Agency Chief. Impact: Weaver's appointment marked a pivotal moment in U.S. history, influencing future generations to believe they, too, could break barriers in government. Little did they know, they were just opening the floodgates for endless debates about representation.. Fact: Did you know that being the first of anything in politics comes with a lot of pressure? It's like being the first pancake: everyone expects perfection, but you're probably just a little lumpy..
• Headline: MOSCOW APPEARS TO CAUTION HANOI; Advice Said to Be: Negotiate, Don't Expect War Victory MOSCOW APPEARS TO CAUTION HANOI. Impact: Moscow's cautious advice to Hanoi foreshadowed a series of diplomatic negotiations that would shape the Cold War, proving that sometimes the best victory is not going to war at all. Who knew a little caution could save lives?. Fact: Did you know that negotiating peace can be as messy as trying to untangle Christmas lights? It takes patience, and not everyone ends up happy!.
• Headline: Mayor Names Chief Of Transport Body; TRANSPORT CHIEF NAMED BY MAYOR. Impact: Palmer's appointment as Transportation Chief would eventually lead to the creation of more confusing traffic systems. The irony? He was probably just trying to make it easier to get to work!. Fact: Did you know that transportation chiefs have one of the toughest jobs? It's like herding cats, but the cats are cars and they’re all in a hurry!.