DECEMBER 10, 1964

Full News Archive

• Headline: Paris Rejects Bonn's Call for Unity Talks. Impact: France resisting unity talks with Germany set off a chain reaction of distrust in international relations that ultimately led to the European Union. So, thanks for that, France—your reluctance to share a coffee with Germany really changed the course of history and invented a whole new level of bureaucracy.. Fact: If only they had talked it out over croissants instead of resisting, we might have had a much more efficient EU..
• Headline: Funding Proposal for Anti-Disease Centers. Impact: The request for a massive budget to combat diseases eventually led to the establishment of numerous health organizations, which ironically made people feel safer, leading them to engage in more risky behavior—like eating unwashed vegetables or letting their kids play outside without bubble wrap.. Fact: Three billion dollars could buy a lot of Band-Aids, or a small island to escape all the germs!.
• Headline: 14 COUNITRIES BACK A LATIN PARLIAMENT. Impact: The formation of a Latin Parliament foreshadowed the rise of regional cooperation, which has since inspired various international unions. However, it also led to countless meetings where everyone pretended to agree while secretly checking their emails.. Fact: Latin Parliament: because who doesn’t love a good meeting where nothing gets accomplished in multiple languages?.
• Headline: Fulbright Opposes Any Plan To Step Up War in Vietnam. Impact: Fulbright opposing the escalation of the Vietnam War sparked waves of anti-war movements across the U.S., which not only changed public opinion but also led to the cultural phenomena of tie-dye shirts and peace signs. Thanks, Fulbright, for inadvertently starting a fashion trend.. Fact: If only Fulbright had known that opposing war could lead to millions of flower power enthusiasts and endless summer festivals..
• Headline: USURERS LINKED TO BANK OFFICERS; State Is Told Moneylenders Gained Loans and Victims at 2 Midtown Branches. Impact: The link between usurers and bank officers revealed corruption in financial institutions that would catalyze future banking reforms. Thanks to a few shady loans, the world would eventually get to experience the thrill of a recession—what a ride!. Fact: If you thought your bank fees were bad now, just remember there was a time when they were literally in cahoots with loan sharks. Talk about a bad relationship!.
• Headline: 3 LEADERS AGREE BURGH MUST GAIN SUPPORT OR QUIT; Eisenhower, Goldwater and Nixon Say That Broader Backing Is Imperative; SENATOR PLANS A FIGHT; Will Try to Rally the G.O.P. Behind Chairman—Crisis Is Seen by Conferees. Impact: The agreement among Eisenhower, Goldwater, and Nixon to support a party leader or resign set the stage for political maneuvering and backroom deals that would become a staple of American politics, proving that a little chaos in leadership is just the spice of democracy.. Fact: Politics: where three leaders agreeing on something is just code for 'let's not let this ship sink... yet.'.
• Headline: EGYPTIANS SEEK MORE U.S. FOODS Press for Help in Relieving Serious Shortages. Impact: Egyptians seeking U.S. food aid highlighted the global dependence on American agriculture, which would lead to future debates on trade, food security, and the U.S. becoming the world’s grocery store. Who knew that a simple request could lead to the modern food supply chain?. Fact: The U.S. food supply: making sure the world is full and slightly confused about kale since... well, whenever it was that kale became a thing..
• Headline: SPANISH AIDE'S SON IMPRISONED AS RED. Impact: The imprisonment of Lacalle as a 'Red' sent shockwaves through political circles, igniting fears of communism that would result in a wave of political purges, creating a legacy of paranoia that still echoes in modern politics. Thank you, Cold War.. Fact: Being called a 'Red' was not exactly a compliment—unless you were talking about lipstick!.