JANUARY 2, 1964

Full News Archive

• Headline: Somali Raiders Assault Kenya Police Post. Impact: This attack sparked an ongoing rivalry that ultimately led to the invention of the game 'Capture the Flag,' which is still played passionately today—minus the actual injuries.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more confusing than Somali politics is trying to understand how this attack resulted in a board game..
• Headline: Chief Rabbi of Israel Hails Visit. Impact: The Pope's visit was hailed as a moment of unity, which would later inspire countless memes about religious leaders being more popular than rock stars.. Fact: Interestingly, the last time a rabbi welcomed a pope, they ended up starting a new trend in interfaith comedy duos..
• Headline: DUDLEY TO INSIST ON NEW PROJECTS; Manhattan Chief Will Fight for School and Play Site. Impact: This determined push for a new project led to a series of town hall meetings where residents learned that arguing over funding is the true American pastime.. Fact: Little did Dudley know, the only thing more contentious than school funding was the debate over the best pizza place in Manhattan..
• Headline: RETIREMENT IN 1964 RULED OUT BY NEHRU. Impact: Nehru's refusal to retire in '64 inspired generations of politicians to cling to power long past their expiration date, leading to the phrase 'forever young' being redefined.. Fact: Nehru's choice not to retire was also a subtle hint that he had a secret stash of rejuvenation potions hidden in his office..
• Headline: He Must Choose Now Between City Hall and Washington. Impact: Wagner's choice between City Hall and Washington set the stage for future politicians to realize that playing both sides is the best way to stay employed, regardless of public opinion.. Fact: The New York Times has been conducting this type of survey since ancient times, though back then, they used stone tablets and chisels..
• Headline: EAST GERMANS SEE A GAIN ON BERLIN; Depict Accord on Passes as Step to Breaking Bonn's Tie to Western Sector. Impact: The division of the $1 million among the estates of the victims led to the establishment of stricter safety protocols, which ironically made it possible for future fairs to include rides that were slightly less deadly.. Fact: This incident was a real wake-up call; the only thing more explosive than the gas was the drama that unfolded in court..
• Headline: Court to Divide $1 Million.