NOVEMBER 12, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Vietnam Appoints New Leaders in Delta. Impact: The appointment of these two generals in the Vietnam War created a ripple effect that would eventually lead to the introduction of 'chopsticks' as a culinary weapon in peace negotiations. Who knew brunch could be so politically charged?. Fact: Did you know that by the end of the Vietnam War, more than 58,000 Americans and millions of Vietnamese lost their lives? But hey, at least we got some great movies out of it!.
• Headline: U.N. Assembly Expedites Its Meetings. Impact: The U.N. Assembly's decision to expedite work led to a domino effect, resulting in a 'speed dating' style of diplomacy where nations began to propose resolutions before even knowing each other's names. Awkward!. Fact: Fun fact: The U.N. often gets more done in a coffee break than Congress does in a year. Who knew caffeine could be so diplomatic?.
• Headline: Risks of Arrest Surround UN Testimony. Impact: Yates' warning about the witness led to a series of international game of 'hot potato' with extradition laws, forever altering the way countries handle witness protection. Spoiler: No one ends up winning.. Fact: Did you know that the Santa Maria incident was so dramatic that it inspired a telenovela? Now that's what I call 'high seas drama'!.
• Headline: MRS. SIDNEY JANIS, 65, ARTIST, RAN GALLERY. Impact: Mrs. Sidney Janis’ gallery became a pivotal point for future artists, leading to the rise of 'art gallery hopping' as a competitive sport among hipsters. Points for pretentiousness!. Fact: Did you know that her gallery was one of the first to showcase abstract expressionism? It's like the 'original influencer' of the art world!.
• Headline: MANY IN CONGRESS DECRY ITS RECORD; Voice Frustration Over Lag In Legislative Output Few Final Actions Reforms Proposed. Impact: The Congress's frustration over lagging legislative output led to the creation of the 'Congressional Nap' initiative, allowing members to sleep through sessions instead of acting. Productivity at its finest!. Fact: Fun fact: The average American citizen has a better legislative record than Congress. Just saying!.
• Headline: Jagan Denounces Britain's Plan on Independence; Delay in Guiana's Freedom Rejected by Premier Warns Party Will Use Every Method of Protest. Impact: Jagan's denunciation of Britain's plan sparked a wave of protests that eventually inspired future protests over everything from climate change to avocado toast prices. The spirit of activism was born!. Fact: Did you know that Guiana eventually gained independence, but not before a lot of awkward conversations about who would bring the snacks to the negotiations?.
• Headline: Peril to Alliance Funds Seen. Impact: The threat to Alliance funds led to a nationwide outcry that caused Congress to accidentally fund an entire series of cat videos instead of actual legislation. A win for the internet!. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. has funded more cat videos than infrastructure projects? Pawsitively shocking!.
• Headline: Terrorists Kill 3 in Rescue Of Venezuelan Red Deputy. Impact: The terrorist attack that killed three people caused a security reevaluation that led to more intense airport security measures, which, ironically, made it harder for actual terrorists to travel. Thanks for the upgrade, guys!. Fact: Did you know that this incident fueled the creation of 'Terrorism Awareness Month'? Because nothing says 'we care' like a whole month of anxiety!.
• Headline: SHIP COFFEE POOL IS HELD IN DANGER; Delta Executive Cites Bid to Alter Cargo Accord Pooling Plan Contested Head of Commuter Group Asks Cut in L.I.R.R. Fares. Impact: The contested cargo accord pooling led to a series of negotiations that resulted in every commuter secretly wishing they could just teleport to work instead. If only!. Fact: Did you know that the L.I.R.R. has been known to have delays longer than a bad relationship? A true test of patience!.
• Headline: MRS. DAVID GOLDSTEIN. Impact: Mrs. David Goldstein's life, although not headline-worthy, served as a reminder that behind every great man is a woman who is probably rolling her eyes at the whole situation.. Fact: Did you know that the Goldsteins were known for their legendary dinner parties? The gossip was so good it could have been a soap opera!.